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The Roller Blade Seven (1991)

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In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission

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In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission

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Named number 27 of the 100 Best B-Movies of All Time by Paste Magazine in 2014. See more »

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Hawk: What is this place?
Desert Maurader: This is the wheelzone!
Hawk: The wheelzone! Mhm! What's going on around here?
Desert Maurader: Nothing for you, my friend but I do know this is Pharoah's territory and you are trespassing!
Hawk: Me? Trespassing? I don't think so!
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A Godzilla sized turkey
15 March 2002 | by (Ireland) – See all my reviews

It was (foolishly) with some degree of relish that I sat down to watch what a friend had promised would be the worst/best movie experience of my life, the mighty 'Roller blade 7'. 2 years on and I'm still in therapy. Oh yes my dear friends it REALLY IS THAT BAD. They obviously got about 40 minutes of footage in the can and then decided to use said footage endlessly and repeatedly to brain-numbing effect. My only fear of the kind of post-apocalyptic world featured in this turkey is that somehow, some way, a print of this abomination would survive. Truly the living would envy the dead.


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