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The Pope Must Diet (1991)

The Pope Must Die (original title)
R | | Comedy | 30 August 1991 (USA)
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A less-than-qualified and far-from-perfect priest is mistakenly named the new pope. As the pontiff, he must deal with Vatican corruption, the Mob and the reappearance of his old lover.

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Cast

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The Pope
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Cardinal Rocco
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Father Rookie
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Monsignor Fitchie
Damir Mejovsek ...
Drunk Cardinal
Bozidar Smiljanic ...
Cardinal Spott
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Paulo
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Mother Superior
Marc Smith ...
US News Reporter
Peter Richardson ...
Bish
Ranko Zidaric ...
Father Santini
Dani Segina ...
Old Cardinal
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Cardinal Verucci
Niall Buggy ...
BBC Reporter
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The Camarlengo
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Storyline

A less-than-qualified and far-from-perfect priest is mistakenly named the new pope. As the pontiff, he must deal with Vatican corruption, the Mob and the reappearance of his old lover. Written by Michael "Rabbit" Hutchison <rabhutch@spacestar.net>

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Our Father who art in trouble... See more »

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Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for language and sensuality | See all certifications »
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Release Date:

30 August 1991 (USA)  »

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The Pope Must Diet  »

Box Office

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$582,510 (USA)
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1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Steve Martin was offered the lead role, but passed. See more »

Quotes

Vittorio Corelli: Naturally the first thing I want to know is, why our trusted silver haired friend Father Albini is not at this moment cultivating our long term business relationship. BY RESTING HIS ASS ON THE VATICAN THRONE.
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Crazy Credits

Filmed entirely in Europe, not far from the Vatican. See more »

Connections

Referenced in Showbiz Today: Episode dated 26 August 1991 (1991) See more »

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Hungry Man
Performed by Mike Sanchez with the Big Town Playboys
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Our Father, who art in trouble....
4 December 2002 | by (Maidenhead, UK) – See all my reviews

.... was the tagline for this movie, and if you want something to take seriously, this ain't it.

Some of the voters and commenters for this movie appear to belong to those particular group of planet-dwellers for whom everything needs a reason, and to whom every joke needs to be explained in detail, so that they can see why they should find it funny.

Coltrane, Edmondson, Lom, Rocco, and Sessions all give creditable if unchallenging performances using a script that is light-hearted without being offensive and a plot that is interesting without being stretching. The movie has a laugh at itself, it's subject, the actors, and also the viewers, some of whom obviously take life and movies far too seriously. IT'S ENTERTAINMENT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

Oh, by the way I really enjoyed the movie - helped me to take my life off the hook for 90 minutes.


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