Only the Lonely (1991) Poster


Danny: [Danny has just scored a date with Theresa and runs into some funeral attendees] Yeah! Oh... sorry... but I just got lucky in there with a girl.

[funeral attendees look shocked]

Danny: Not in that way... she does everybody in there... not in that way. But she probably did that guy there... I gotta go.

Danny: I'll pick you up at seven. Where do you live?

Theresa: Here.

Danny: With the stiffs?

Theresa: Um, my father and I have an apartment upstairs.

Danny: Oh! Yeah, sure! That's uh... convenient!

Danny: [to save time, Danny and Sal decide to transport a corpse out a sixth floor window via a fire hose but the hose turns out to be too short] I guess we have to bring him back up.

Salvatore Buonarte: I'm not bringing him back up here, he's too damn heavy!

Danny: Well, what do you suggest we do?

Salvatore Buonarte: Cut the hose.

Danny: [shocked] Cut the hose?

Salvatore Buonarte: Yeah, let him fall.

Danny: To the ground?

Salvatore Buonarte: Yeah!

Danny: A fall like that could kill a guy!

Salvatore Buonarte: He's dead for Chrissake! He's not gonna mind!

Nick Acropolis: Rose! Rose, I am trying again. Will you please accept these flowers?

Rose: I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks.

Nick Acropolis: You know, you and I could make each other so happy. Greek men are great lovers.

Rose: And Greek men never bathe.

Nick Acropolis: I bathe twice a day! Three times! When I do my sit-ups. Feel that stomach. Hard like an eighteen-year-old's. Come on, feel it!

Rose: I'm not feeling anything of yours.

Doyle: If I'd gotten married, I wouldn't be where I am now.

Spats: In a tavern?

Doyle: Free! Living like a king!

Spats: You live at the Y.

[repeated line]

Danny: Sometimes it's good to be a cop.

Father Strapovic: You feel threatened by Theresa.

Rose: Threatened?

Father Strapovic: Yes. See, she's taking up a lot of Danny's time, so you're feeling threatened that she's trying to steal your son.

Rose: What?

Father Strapovic: Rose, I know you realize it's the nineties, I'm just not sure you realize it's the *nineteen* nineties.

Rose: Oh, that's a lovely dress you wearing.

Danny: Isn't it?

Theresa: Oh, thank you!

Rose: Even though it is a little big on top.

Danny: Ma!

Rose: Well, it is, you said so yourself.

Danny: Ma!

Theresa: No, no that's a problem I have, I'm not really that endowed on top.

Danny: No, no, no, no, no.

Rose: You're built like a thirteen year old boy.

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Rose: I had a Pollock friend once. She was incredibly stupid...

Danny: Don't do this, Ma.

Rose: ...Julie Kapowski. She was the stupidest woman that I ever knew. She believed that black cows...


Rose: ...black cows squirted chocolate milk!

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