Danny, a cop, meets and falls in love with Theresa. They get engaged, despite sneaking around behind his mother's back, but when push comes to shove, he can't quite quit worrying about his mother long enough to be any kind of lover to Theresa. Written by
Gregg Long <firstname.lastname@example.org>
The Man, The Woman, The Mother.
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Brothers Macauley Culkin and Kieran Culkin previously worked with director Chris Columbus and producer John Hughes on the 1990 comedy Home Alone, which makes an appearance in this movie. See more
Rose! Rose, I am trying again. Will you please accept these flowers?
I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks.
You know, you and I could make each other so happy. Greek men are great lovers.
And Greek men never bathe.
I bathe twice a day! Three times! When I do my sit-ups. Feel that stomach. Hard like an eighteen-year-old's. Come on, feel it!
I'm not feeling anything of yours.
Performed by Mario Lanza
Courtesy of RCA Records See more