Danny, a cop, meets and falls in love with Theresa. They get engaged, despite sneaking around behind his mother's back, but when push comes to shove, he can't quite quit worrying about his mother long enough to be any kind of lover to Theresa. Written by
Gregg Long <firstname.lastname@example.org>
The Man, The Woman, The Mother.
Did You Know?
This marked Maureen O'Hara
's first feature film role in 20 years (she had last appeared on the big screen in Big Jake
(1971)) and with the exception of three television films (1995, 1998 & 2000) it also turned out to be her final one as well. See more
I had a Pollock friend once. She was incredibly stupid...
Don't do this, Ma.
...Julie Kapowski. She was the stupidest woman that I ever knew. She believed that black cows...
...black cows squirted chocolate milk!
Referenced in John Candy: Comic Spirit
Written by Jimmy Durante
and Irving Caesar See more