Danny, a cop, meets and falls in love with Theresa. They get engaged, despite sneaking around behind his mother's back, but when push comes to shove, he can't quite quit worrying about his mother long enough to be any kind of lover to Theresa. Written by
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The Man, The Woman, The Mother.
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[Danny has just scored a date with Theresa and runs into some funeral attendees
Yeah! Oh... sorry... but I just got lucky in there with a girl.
[funeral attendees look shocked
Not in that way... she does everybody in there... not in that way. But she probably did that guy there... I gotta go.
SOMEONE LIKE YOU
Written and Performed by Van Morrison
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