Danny, a cop, meets and falls in love with Theresa. They get engaged, despite sneaking around behind his mother's back, but when push comes to shove, he can't quite quit worrying about his mother long enough to be any kind of lover to Theresa. Written by
Gregg Long <email@example.com>
The Man, The Woman, The Mother.
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Rose! Rose, I am trying again. Will you please accept these flowers?
I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks.
You know, you and I could make each other so happy. Greek men are great lovers.
And Greek men never bathe.
I bathe twice a day! Three times! When I do my sit-ups. Feel that stomach. Hard like an eighteen-year-old's. Come on, feel it!
I'm not feeling anything of yours.
Referenced in John Candy: Comic Spirit
I'VE GOT DREAMS TO REMEMBER
Written by Otis Redding
, Zelma Redding
and Joe Rock
Performed by Etta James
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