Danny, a cop, meets and falls in love with Theresa. They get engaged, despite sneaking around behind his mother's back, but when push comes to shove, he can't quite quit worrying about his mother long enough to be any kind of lover to Theresa. Written by
Gregg Long <firstname.lastname@example.org>
The Man, The Woman, The Mother.
Did You Know?
wrote the script with actress Maureen O'Hara
in mind for the role of the mother. Once casting had begun, he insisted on having O'Hara play the role and began a search for her. What he didn't know was that she had long since retired and was living on St. Croix in the US Virgin Islands. Knowing her brother Charles B. Fitzsimons
was still in the movie industry, Columbus contacted him and had a script sent. O'Hara's brother then sent the script to her and said, "This you do!" After reading the script herself, Maureen contacted her brother and said, "This I do!" See more
Rose! Rose, I am trying again. Will you please accept these flowers?
I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks.
You know, you and I could make each other so happy. Greek men are great lovers.
And Greek men never bathe.
I bathe twice a day! Three times! When I do my sit-ups. Feel that stomach. Hard like an eighteen-year-old's. Come on, feel it!
I'm not feeling anything of yours.
Features The Jimmy Durante Show
AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD
Written by Sammy Cahn
and Jimmy Van Heusen
Performed by Dean Martin
Courtesy of Capitol Records
By Arrangement with CEMA Special Markets See more