Danny, a cop, meets and falls in love with Theresa. They get engaged, despite sneaking around behind his mother's back, but when push comes to shove, he can't quite quit worrying about his mother long enough to be any kind of lover to Theresa. Written by
Gregg Long <email@example.com>
The Man, The Woman, The Mother.
Did You Know?
You feel threatened by Theresa.
Yes. See, she's taking up a lot of Danny's time, so you're feeling threatened that she's trying to steal your son.
Rose, I know you realize it's the nineties, I'm just not sure you realize it's the *nineteen* nineties.
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