Danny, a cop, meets and falls in love with Theresa. They get engaged, despite sneaking around behind his mother's back, but when push comes to shove, he can't quite quit worrying about his mother long enough to be any kind of lover to Theresa. Written by
Gregg Long <firstname.lastname@example.org>
The Man, The Woman, The Mother.
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The producers of the film did not include a trailer on location for Maureen O'Hara
in their budget. John Candy
was furious that the producers were showing someone of her stature such disrespect he gave her his own trailer. The producers finally caved in because they couldn't have Candy, the star of the film, without his own trailer. See more
Rose! Rose, I am trying again. Will you please accept these flowers?
I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks.
You know, you and I could make each other so happy. Greek men are great lovers.
And Greek men never bathe.
I bathe twice a day! Three times! When I do my sit-ups. Feel that stomach. Hard like an eighteen-year-old's. Come on, feel it!
I'm not feeling anything of yours.
References Egghead Rides Again
Written by Van Morrison
and Paddy Moloney
Performed by Van Morrison
and The Chieftains
Courtesy of PolyGram Special Products, a division of PolyGram
Records, Inc. See more