A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)

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In a post-Armageddon world, a young woman finds herself in a fight for survival against mutant cavemen, dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals.



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Complete credited cast:
Paul Guzzi ...
Marn / Secondary Reptilian Goon
Linda Corwin ...
Lea / Secondary Reptilian Goon
Alex Pirnie ...
Clon / Secondary Reptilian Goon / Swamp Critter
Mark Deshaies ...
Masked Stranger / Featured Reptilian Goon (as Marc Deshaies)
Al Hodder ...
Old Man (as K. Alan Hodder)
Russ Greene ...
Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Scott Ferro ...
Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Rick Stewart ...
Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Ryan Piper ...
Dusty McNeal ...
Featured Reptilian Goon
Quinn Piper ...
Secondary Reptilian Goon
Melanie Pirnie ...
Secondary Reptilian Goon
Jeneane Deprizio ...
Secondary Reptilian Goon
Liz Prevett ...
Secondary Reptilian Goon
Penny Townsend ...
Secondary Reptilian Goon


In a post-Armageddon world, a young woman finds herself in a fight for survival against mutant cavemen, dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals.

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Where the prehistoric meets the prepubescent


Fantasy | Horror | Sci-Fi



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17 May 1990 (France)  »

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Dark Fortress  »

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$40,000 (estimated)

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Did You Know?


According to Brett Piper, a distributor said that if he wanted his movies to succeed overseas, they should have all action and no dialogue. Piper made this movie and showed it to the same distributor, who said "Geez, I can't sell this thing, there's no dialogue!" See more »


When the hero meets the old man at the beach, he puts on 3 boots. See more »


Lea: Sometimes my juices start to flow and I feel like a nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell.
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Crazy Credits

For his roles as "Reptilian Goon" and "Swamp Critter", Alex Pirnie is credited as "A. Strong". See more »


Referenced in Fear, Panic & Censorship (2000) See more »

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A golden nugget
27 September 2006 | by (Glasgow) – See all my reviews

This film is the biz! The "Plot" is at best flimsy, but if we are honest, there is no plot. The acting is appallingly poor to the point of being offensive and the special effects are less than special.

This film is a must! It is utterly crap and absolute genius. It is the kind of movie that ranks alongside eternal classics like Plan 9 and Tarantula. There is a fight between two reptile Dinosaur type beasties that is straight out of the Chewits ad of the 80's with the monster eating the leaning tower of Piza, the Taj Mahal and the Empire State Building. It is so 5h1t that you simply must see it.

Go forth and scour the bargain bins of the local petrol station. Visit Charity shops. Trawl the internet. Find this movie.

It is a piece of cinematic gold!

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