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A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)

In a post-Armageddon world, a young woman finds herself in a fight for survival against mutant cavemen, dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals.

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Cast

Complete credited cast:
Paul Guzzi ...
Marn / Secondary Reptilian Goon
Linda Corwin ...
Lea / Secondary Reptilian Goon
Alex Pirnie ...
Clon / Secondary Reptilian Goon / Swamp Critter
Mark Deshaies ...
Masked Stranger / Featured Reptilian Goon (as Marc Deshaies)
Al Hodder ...
Old Man (as K. Alan Hodder)
Russ Greene ...
Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Scott Ferro ...
Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Rick Stewart ...
Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Ryan Piper ...
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Dusty McNeal ...
Featured Reptilian Goon
Quinn Piper ...
Secondary Reptilian Goon
Melanie Pirnie ...
Secondary Reptilian Goon
Jeneane Deprizio ...
Secondary Reptilian Goon
Liz Prevett ...
Secondary Reptilian Goon
Penny Townsend ...
Secondary Reptilian Goon
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In a post-Armageddon world, a young woman finds herself in a fight for survival against mutant cavemen, dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals.

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Where the prehistoric meets the prepubescent

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$40,000 (estimated)
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Shot with a Bolex H16 camera. See more »

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A cameraman's shadow is visible on the ground during one of Marn's first battles with Clon. See more »

Quotes

Lea: Sometimes my juices start to flow and I feel like a nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell.
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Crazy Credits

For his roles as "Reptilian Goon" and "Swamp Critter", Alex Pirnie is credited as "A. Strong". See more »

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References The Phantom of the Opera (1925) See more »

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A Film-Fan In Cinema Hell!
12 February 2002 | by (London,England) – See all my reviews

Troma movies, you either love 'em or hate 'em but this is a new low in cinema & has got to be one of the most awful films ever made. A total lack of plot, pace, character, direction, anything. You have really got to admire how individuals with no discernable cinematic talents can somehow con people into letting them make a film. It doesn't even live up to its title, no nymphoid barbarians & no dinosaurs (but I did feel like I was in some kind of hell!).

This could have been a great B-movie in the tradition of the AIP films but even those movies had charm & talent whereas this is devoid of any merit. However, I feel that everyone should watch this. It must be inflicted on people as no mere review can fully express the sheer awfulness of this so-called movie!

But then again should they take anymore of our money! Ignore this & as an alternative maybe try Roger Cormans Teenage Caveman.


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