Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)

User Rating:

2.1/10   

Director:

Mark Pirro

Writer:

Mark Pirro (writer)

Genre:

Comedy | Horror | Musical

Plot:

Judge Rhinehole orders the Sunny Buttocks Nudist Camp closed down as an affront to the community. The members of the camp enter into a suicide pact...

Plot Keywords:

Nudist | Nudist Camp | Suicide Pact | Preacher | Musical Spoof

Cast

Forrest J Ackerman	...	Judge Rhinehole
Bea Lindoren	...	Miss Stucco (also as Bea Lindgren)
Rachel Latt	...	Mrs. Druple
Braddon Mendelson	...	Peter Trickle
Darwyn Carson	...	Ms. Luger
Dan Hartel	...	Zealot
Kim Kingsley	...	Male Nudist
Dave Robinson	...	Reverend Ritz
Jim Bruce	...	Billy McRighteous
Deborah Stern	...	Shelly Mammarosa
Barbara Dow	...	Mrs. Mammarosa
Heather McPherson	...	Fanny Wype
Peter Napoles	...	Juan Tu
Steve Wilcox	...	Lou Jobee
Tony Cicchetti	...	Art Shoe

Runtime:

90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Quotes:

Miss Stucco: This is a religious retreat, which has nothing to do with fun! Do you think Jesus was having fun when he was being nailed on the cross? Do you think Noah had fun when he watched all his neighbors drowning? Do you think Cecil B. DeMille had fun when he parted the Red Sea and sent his crew into golden overtime?

Movie Connections:

References The Ten Commandments (1956)

Soundtrack:

NUDIST COLONY OF THE DEAD

Grab some beer and invite your friends!

This film has always stayed with me, but after having just seen the trailer (er... music video) at movieflix.com, I had to write about it.

I found this and thought it was gonna be an '90s soft-core musical, along the lines of "Beach Blanket Bango," "Cinderella" (1977) and "Cinderella 2000." While the three of those are also party movies, this one falls into another category entirely -- namely the Mark Pirro category. With insane films like "Curse of the Queerwolf," "Buford's Beach Bunnies," and the more mainstream "My Mom's a Werewolf" (which he scripted), Pirro has a style all his own. I'm sort of scared of the other trailer I just saw for his newest film, "Rectuma."

As was pointed out before, it's not gory enough to be horror; not "nudist" enough to be pornographic; not funny enough to be a true comedy. It's a film that was probably fun to make, and it was made to be made fun of. It's brash, offensive and politically incorrect (moreso than the hilariously offensive "Queerwolf")... and it's filled with bad dialog/acting, crazy HALF-naked zombies and songs that you can't get out of your head, no matter how hard you try.

It's not "Citizen Kane," but it is what it is -- and for what it is, I give it a 10. Grab some beer, pop some popcorn and invite all your friends to laugh and sing along with the zombies from the "Nudist Colony of the Dead!"