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Night on Earth (1991) Poster

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[when Mika is waking up his passed-out customer]

Mika: Hey, Aki, wake up!

Man #3: Who the fuck are you? And where the fuck am I?

Mika: You're in a fucking taxi, fucking close to your home, and you owe me for the fucking ride!

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Paris Driver: Don't blind people usually wear dark glasses?

Blind Woman: Do they? I've never seen a blind person.

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Mika: You called a taxi?

Man #1: No, we called a garbage truck. But you'll have to do the job.

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Yoyo: What's you name, man?

Helmut Grokenberger: Helmut Grokenberger.

[pointing to his cab license]

Helmut Grokenberger: Here, you can read it. That's me.

Yoyo: Helmet?

Helmut Grokenberger: Helmut.

Yoyo: That's your name?

Helmut Grokenberger: Yeah.

Yoyo: Ha ha ha ha ha. That's a fucked up name to be namin' your kid! Helmet! See, 'cause in English, a helmet would be like, you know, like something you would wear on your head, you know? You a... a helmet! Ha ha ha! In English, that would be like callin' your kid, uh, "Lampshade" or some shit like that: 'Hey, Lampshade! Come here and clean up your room!' Ha ha ha ha ha!

Helmut Grokenberger: So, what's your name?

Yoyo: Yoyo.

Helmut Grokenberger: What?

Yoyo: Yoyo. That's my name.

Helmut Grokenberger: ...is Ihr Name?

Yoyo: What? Yoyo.

Helmut Grokenberger: Yoyo. Yoyo.

[laughing]

Helmut Grokenberger: Yoyo. Yoyo, das ist Spielzeug für Kinder.

Yoyo: It ain't got nothin' to do with that. It's my name. Yoyo.

Helmut Grokenberger: It's a toy for kids, Yoyo.

Yoyo: Ain't got nothin' to do with that, man.

Helmut Grokenberger: Okay. Your name Yoyo, my name Helmut. Yoyo, Helmut. It's good.

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Angela: Well, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you!

Yoyo: Look, Angela, just shut up!

Angela: No, you shut up! Don't you be tellin' me to shut up!

Yoyo: Shut up!

Angela: You shut up!

Yoyo: No, you shut up!

Yoyo: [frustrated] Shit!

[he unzips his jacket]

Angela: You know what your fuckin' problem is, Yoyo? You don't realize you're wearin' your ass on your head!

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Helmut Grokenberger: [Yoyo and Helmut happen to be wearing markedly similar winter hats] We have the same... we have the same hat.

Yoyo: What?

Helmut Grokenberger: The same hat.

Yoyo: No, no no, mine's different.

Helmut Grokenberger: Oh no, it's the same hat!

Yoyo: Mine's different, man!

Helmut Grokenberger: [pointing to the front of the hat] This is different, here.

Yoyo: Mine's-mine's the newest/latest, m-mine's fresh!

Helmut Grokenberger: No, the ear things here. The same! Here...

Yoyo: Naw, naw man, look mine is the, the hype!

Helmut Grokenberger: What is this? Hype?

Yoyo: The hype.

Helmut Grokenberger: What's a hype?

Yoyo: It's fresh!

Helmut Grokenberger: Fresh? Fresh hat?

Yoyo: It's the jammin', the newest/latest.

Helmut Grokenberger: Fresh hat! That sounds good, fresh hat!

Yoyo: ...right.

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Driver: If there's no room at the Hotel Genius, I'll take a room at the Hotel Imbecile.

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Yoyo: Get the fuck out of here! That's like you name your kid "Lampshade."

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[Mika has just dropped off last of his drunken passengers]

Mika: Are you sure you know where you are?

Man #3: Yes. Helsinki.

[Mika nods and drives away]

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Helmut Grokenberger: [objecting to Yoyo's driving the cab] No, no, it's...

Yoyo: What you mean 'No?'

Helmut Grokenberger: It's not allowed! Not allowed!

Yoyo: Look, yeah, it's allowed! This is New York!

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Victoria Snelling: [trying to make a phone call while the cab's radio's blasting] Will you hold on a second please? Miss - would you please, uh, just turn the music off?

Corky: [condescendingly turning it off] Sure, Mom.

Victoria Snelling: Thank you.

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Paris Driver: I work from 8 p.m. to 8 a.m., so don't fuck with me in my own taxi! I don't give a shit about you, Ambassador, OK?

Passenger #1: Can't we have some fun?

Passenger #2: We've had champagne and we're happy...

Paris Driver: No, you don't have fun in my taxi! It's my place of business, not your fucking playground! Okay, get out!

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Paris Driver: Okay, if you're so smart, let me ask you a question. What color am I?

Blind Woman: I don't give a fuck about colors!

Paris Driver: But people have different colors of skin.

Blind Woman: Look, I don't care if you're green or blue like a carrot! For me the word color doesn't mean anything. I feel colors... but you'd never understand that!

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