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Madonna: Truth or Dare (1991) Poster

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Madonna: We shouldn't have any more sex. You should build an altar for me in home and worship it daily, and you call me collect!

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Madonna: [makes gagging noises] "Neat"? Anybody who says my show is "neat" has to go.

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Madonna: It's pretty racy. I don't know if you could take it two nights.

Silvio Ciccone: Oh, you had to get racy on me, huh?

Madonna: Dad, I'm not getting racy. I've been racy.

Silvio Ciccone: Well, can't you tone it down a bit?

Madonna: For you? No, because that would be compromising my artistic integrity.

Silvio Ciccone: Of course.

[pause]

Silvio Ciccone: Do you undress in this performance?

Madonna: No! Of course I don't.

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Kevin Costner: Thanks for having us. It was really generous.

Madonna: Thanks for coming.

Kevin Costner: We thought it was "neat".

Madonna: "Neat"?

Kevin Costner: Really neat.

Madonna: No one's ever described it as that.

Kevin Costner: Have fun. We won't be making that other deal.

Madonna: Not neat enough for you?

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Madonna: [after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.

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Madonna: [voiceover, as Madonna visits her mother's grave] What I remember most about her was that she was - she was very kind and very gentle and very feminine. I don't know, I guess she seemed like an angel to me, but I suppose everybody thinks their mother's an angel when they're five. I also know she was really religious, so I never really understood why she was taken away from us. It seemed so unfair. I never thought that she had done something wrong, so oftentimes I wondered what I had done wrong.

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Warren Beatty: [after Madonna declines to talk to her doctor off-camera] She doesn't want to live off-camera, much less talk. There's nothing to say off-camera. Why would you say something if it's off-camera? What point is there existing?

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Donna DeLory: Madonna, truth or dare?

Madonna: Truth.

Donna DeLory: Who has been the love of your life, in your whole life?

Madonna: My whole life? Sean. Sean.

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[Madonna shows a television remote control to director Alec Keshishian, who is off-camera]

[last lines]

Madonna: I'm going to press this thing. I'm going to press power. When I press it, the camera's going to go off instantly.

[presses power]

Madonna: Go away! Cut it! Cut it, Alec! Cut it, goddamn it!

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Madonna: Do we wanna be accepted by Hollywood?

Dancers: No!

Madonna: Do we care what people think about us?

Dancers: No!

Madonna: Do we want people to kiss our ass?

Dancers: Yes!

Madonna: Okay now, do we want an "R" rating or an "X" rating?

Dancers: "X"!

Madonna: "X" for extra fun!

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Madonna: [praying with her dancers before a concert] We're dedicating tonight's performance to Keith Haring, who doesn't have the luxury of being alive like we do.

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Madonna: [makeup artist is trying to apply makeup to Madonna's lips during a tirade] Do something else! Do my eyebrows!

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Niki Harris: I got the moves baby. You got the LOTION.

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[Complaining after her microphones dysfunction on stage]

Madonna: Somebody sent some big fat man up in the front to give me dirty looks all night.

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Madonna: So what is considered masturbation?

Christopher Ciccone: When you stick your hand in your crotch.

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Gay pride protesters: We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!

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