Love Potion No. 9 (1992)
Diane Farrow: There was this experiment where an electrode was planted in the pleasure center of a monkey's brain. When the monkey hit a button, it sent a signal to the electrode, in effect, exciting the monkey sexually.
Woman at luncheon: You're kidding.
Diane Farrow: No. Can you guess what happened?
Woman at luncheon: Was it a male monkey?
Diane Farrow: Yes.
Woman at luncheon: He slammed the button till he died.
Diane Farrow: Oh, so you know this experiment?
Woman at luncheon: I know men, honey.
Enrico Pazzoli: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
Diane Farrow: No. No one in their right mind.
Paul Matthews: Except for the fact she had kind of a boyfriend, Diane was exactly my type.
Paul Matthews: How do you synthesize a methylated alkaloid?
Blonde at Bar: [short pause] I don't know.
Paul Matthews: Too bad.
Paul Matthews: Hey, what do you think of those pretzels?
Paul Matthews: About once a month my friends and I get together and do something different for fun. Sometimes we go bowling or miniature golf or a movie or something. One night we went down to a gypsy palm reader at 34th and Vine.
Diane Farrow: You know, all my life, I've felt ugly, and now I have the worlds most desireable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. i could be a princess.
Prince Geoffrey: You're not speaking. You notice Diane isn't speaking?