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Love Potion No. 9 (1992) Poster

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Diane Farrow: There was this experiment where an electrode was planted in the pleasure center of a monkey's brain. When the monkey hit a button, it sent a signal to the electrode, in effect, exciting the monkey sexually.

Woman at luncheon: You're kidding.

Diane Farrow: No. Can you guess what happened?

Woman at luncheon: Was it a male monkey?

Diane Farrow: Yes.

Woman at luncheon: He slammed the button till he died.

Diane Farrow: Oh, so you know this experiment?

Woman at luncheon: I know men, honey.

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Enrico Pazzoli: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

Diane Farrow: No. No one in their right mind.

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Madame Ruth: Ahh, that's nice.

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Paul Matthews: Except for the fact she had kind of a boyfriend, Diane was exactly my type.

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Paul Matthews: How do you synthesize a methylated alkaloid?

Blonde at Bar: [short pause] I don't know.

Paul Matthews: Too bad.

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Paul Matthews: Hey, what do you think of those pretzels?

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Paul Matthews: About once a month my friends and I get together and do something different for fun. Sometimes we go bowling or miniature golf or a movie or something. One night we went down to a gypsy palm reader at 34th and Vine.

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Paul Matthews: You look familiar.

Prince Geoffrey: Yeah, I'm the Prince of England.

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Diane Farrow: Was there a second date that I'm not aware of?

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Diane Farrow: You know, all my life, I've felt ugly, and now I have the worlds most desireable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. i could be a princess.

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Prince Geoffrey: You're not speaking. You notice Diane isn't speaking?

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Paul Matthews: Well, I'd like to tell you that 5 minutes after I kissed Diane she came running out into my arms and that we fell in love forever, but that's not what happened.

Paul Matthews: It took six minutes.

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