Memorable quotes for
Knight Rider 2000 (1991) (TV)

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Charlie: [Shawn and Maddock are leaving, Maddock spots Michael's wrecked Chevy on a security camera] A beauty, isn't she.
Russell Maddock: Yeah, and not a mark on her. We're looking at a recording.

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K.I.T.T.: Now that's just wonderful. You stick me in mothballs for a decade, and then you sell my parts like I'm inventory for Manny, Moe and Jack.

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Russell Maddock: What the hell are you doing?
[Michael re-activates KITT in the Knight 4000]
Russell Maddock: Oh, my God. You didn't!
K.I.T.T.: I'm afraid he did Mr. Maddock. And I must say, this body fits me like a glove!

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Michael Knight: It's either sink or swim with you, huh, pal?
K.I.T.T.: I expect a full simonize once this is over.

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K.I.T.T.: Is that you, Michael?
Michael Knight: Yeah.
K.I.T.T.: You look like crap.
Michael Knight: Well, so do you, pal.
K.I.T.T.: At least I have an excuse. You've obviously gone down the toilet since we split up, Michael. Get a life.
Michael Knight: I got a life and a body, too, which is more I than I can say for you.

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K.I.T.T.: I suppose, we should at least be cordial. My name is KITT, originally designed with Series 2000 circuitry.
[K.I.F.T. turns on lights]
K.I.T.T.: Terrific. The lights are on, but nobody's home. They spend $10 million building the car and forget the voice. Incredible.
[K.I.F.T starts on and goes behind KITT]
K.I.T.T.: So it's going to be, "Mine is bigger than yours", is it?
K.I.F.T.: Mine is bigger than yours.
K.I.T.T.: So it talks... and sounds suspiciously familiar.
K.I.F.T.: I only speak when it's necessary
K.I.T.T.: Maddock's voice. I knew the man had an ego, but please.
K.I.F.T.: We have nothing further to discuss.
[K.I.F.T puts off his lights]
K.I.T.T.: There's nothing worse than a smart-ass automobile.

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