Hot Shots! (1991)

Don Lake: Doctor

Quotes 

• Topper Harley : Can you save him?

  Doctor : Can't be sure. I'm not a very good doctor.

• [Pushing "Dead Meat" through the hospital to emergency] 

  Doctor : Quick, nurse check his penis. See if it's longer than mine.

  Nurse : [Unzips his pants]  No, doctor.