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Don't hang on, the fires not that great. Full Review., 4 September 2009
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Author:
The Bronson Fan from PA
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
The movie starts out with a wedding between a newly appointed Sheriff
Ike Slayton (Davis) and Maria Montoya (Delaney) in a small town out in
the desert. In the meantime at a local prison we witness a convict
Kuttner (De Broux) stab a guy to death in jail, this tells us he means
business. His friend Patch (Tolkan) watches, what an original name
guess what he's missing? So Kuttner as it so happens is up for parole
and Maria is the psychologist who says he's too dangerous to get out.
The board denies him, but some kind of ruse happens on the road nearby
which causes the evacuation of the jail. The Warden (Kennedy) says they
have to be evacuated, not surprisingly it goes wrong and the criminals
take a prison bus and Maria as hostages. Kuttner takes Patche's advice
and they go to the small town taking the entire population hostage and
grab some guns. Two convicts in particular to look for, Smitty
(Ferrigno) and Albert (Alzado) who go to one of the houses to see what
they can find. They break into Ike's place and soon get tied up bye Ike
and his Vietnam buddy, Billy (Foree). I actually doubt the good guys
would have beaten these two to be honest. The police arrive lead by a
Lt. (Kotto), but soon retreat when Kuttner murders one of the hostages
and is about to blow away Maria. Oh no! Then a very silly Colonel
Johnson (Vincent) arrives on the seen and wants action. Bad idea, the
convicts armed with shotguns drive back the National Guard with fully
automatic M-16s
yea OK. In the fray Ike and Billy escape, but Kuttner
saw him and knows from another convict that he's Maria's man. The
stupid movie goes on, they move the hostages to a small factory and
eventually Ike and Billy fight their way through his men to rescue the
hostages. At one point Ike is armed with a crossbow against automatic
weapons, yea OK. In a laughable scene the army of 91' uses a tank that
is so outdated it was pathetic and laughable. I didn't know the
national guard was so under funded. Kuttner attempts to escape in a
helicopter, but falls out when Maria and Ike knock him off. The end.
This is a terrible action film from start to finish. There are a lot of
things that make it bad, but let's start out with the acting. This film
actually has a lot of big stars and ones that everyone knows, yet the
acting is very poor. What are George Kennedy and Yaphet Kotto doing in
this nonsense? Thank god they got paid because they should be
embarrassed by this film. Kim Delaney is easy on the eyes, but she
barley even talks most of the film, with most of her lines coming near
the end. By far the thing to look for in the film for bodybuilding and
football fans is Ferrigno and Alzado as two big convicts. They are more
convincing then most of the cast. Maybe the biggest disappointment was
Jan-Michael Vincent, who I grew up on in Airwolf. He was terrible in
this. He trys to act as a hard ass colonel, but it just fails and he
ends up looking stupid. The scrip of course doesn't help, how's and guy
suppose to act if they gave him lines that make him sound like a fool?
The col. was a total joke, how about that pipe? I guess it has enough
action in the film, but it looks poor. You can literally see a guy get
launched off something when a grenade goes off. Also the military looks
so poor in this. I realize it's a cheap film, but there is no way the
US military would be using a tank that has to be at least 30 years old
at this point in time. And I swear it looked like the m-16s weren't
even firing, but more like a "special effect" was put on the
muzzle
.very poor looking. And even the soldiers they send in
unarmored, would still have taken them down. The convicts were only
armed with shotguns, while the military had fully automatic weapons. Of
course the military decides to use no tactics and get owned. Did I
mention stupid film? Overall a bad film up and down, but I actually sat
through it despite Kim Delaney not getting nude. 2 out of 10
stars
.you've been warned.
3 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
Hang fire? Yes, the rope burnt and the criminals who made this film escaped., 25 November 2000
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Author:
ram-30 from Dillon, Saskatchewan
"HANGFIRE" is a truly awful film. Only some nice crashes and a valiant performance by Jan Michael Vincent save this film from Grade Z kitsch. The direction is shoddy, the dialogue is a collection of cliches and much of the acting is amateurish. At times I found myself thinking this was a high school film class production. I also found myself muting the sound and making up more original dialogue to entertain myself. The only reason I watched the video to the end was to see if the quality improves. It doesn't. The only thing I have to recommend this film is the performance of Jan Michael Vincent. His character is a regular army stereotype: brushcut, dark sunglasses, pipe smoking, "will not negotiate" carbon cut out. Vincent actually rises above the formula as a rose in the stinkweed patch.
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