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For the Boys (1991) Poster

(1991)

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Wally Fields: What would I have to give you for one little kiss?

Loretta: Chloroform.

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Dixie: The thing you wanna avoid is outlasting everybody. Can you remember that?

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Eddie: Just relax and follow my lead.

Dixie: Yeah. Right off a cliff.

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Dixie: Mind if I smoke?

Eddie: I don't care if you burn.

Dixie: What a prince.

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[On stage during a power outage]

Dixie: Well... alone in the dark with thousands of men. There is a God after all!

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Dixie: [Appearing on stage late] So sorry.

[British accent]

Dixie: A little trouble over the channel you know, old pip.

Eddie: Really.

Dixie: Righto. We were halfway to Belgium when we ran out of... gas, I believe you call it.

Eddie: That's funny. You don't look like you'd ever run out of gas.

Dixie: Are you trying to get into my flak suit, honey?

Eddie: I'm just trying to debrief you. So a plane without any gas. What did you do?

Dixie: Do?

Eddie: Yeah. Do. You know to keep up morale and all that.

Dixie: Well... well... my co-pilot... lovely young boy but terrified, half out of his wits. You know, nervous. Terrified. I said to him, "This one's going to take a long... hard... pull." So I did! For two hours!

Eddie: Two hours alone with you? That boy deserves a purple heart.

Dixie: Well, it was purple, alright, but I don't think it was his heart!

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[Performing a skit for a television show]

Dixie: You know, that son of ours is really something.

Eddie: Why? What happened?

Dixie: While I'm tucking him in bed last night, he suddenly says to me, "Mommy, is kissing dirty?"

Eddie: Yeah? What'd you tell him?

Dixie: I said to him, "Darling, sex between two people can be a beautiful thing."

Eddie: Oh, yeah.

Dixie: "But between four people... fantastic!"

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Dixie: You're gonna kill him you fill his head full of this crap!

Eddie: Such as what?

Dixie: Such as "Don't study," "Everything comes easy," "Life's a big party."

Eddie: Oh, well, sounds good to me.

Dixie: Oh yeah? You got three daughters. Why don't you give them the benefit of your wisdom?

Eddie: Because my wisdom is for a son. I got a closet full of baseball cards...

Dixie: Don't break my heart!

Eddie: Alright. How long's it now been - eight years Michael's dead?

Dixie: You shut up!

Eddie: No. You let me talk. Now enough is enough here. That boy needs a father. He needs a man in his life - somebody he can talk to, somebody who can teach him, somebody who can show him.

Dixie: What? How to screw the chorus girls?

Eddie: Yeah, why not if he wants to... yeah, why not! That's life! Hey, I wish somebody was there to teach me how to kiss 'em, how to talk to 'em - how to jack off!

Dixie: What did you say?

Eddie: That's right, lady! Who's gonna tell him it's alright - that his thing won't fall off - his mother? Why don't you put a dress on him and forget about it?

Dixie: I would, but then you'd probably make a pass at him!

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[to the soldiers in Vietnam]

Dixie: Shut the fuck up. It's Christmastime. I'm gonna sing you a little song.

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Dixie: America the land of the fee.

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Eddie: What? we're short... oh time. Two minutes time. Well, Dixie do you have any ideas of what we can do in two minutes?

Dixie: Not unless your part rabbit.

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Eddie: You know...for an old broad, you're still pretty sexy.

Dixie: How would you know?

Eddie: Well, I think I'm getting excited.

Dixie: Let me know when you're sure.

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Eddie: Hey, Dixie, they gave me a big suite upstairs.

Dixie: Really?

Eddie: Oh yeah. And I got a big king-size bed.

Dixie: You wanna lie down, Eddie?

Eddie: Is that an offer?

Dixie: It's a recommendation.

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Eddie: Look at this. I'm 91 years old. 50 years I've been waiting for this chance. Dixie, please let's go upstairs.

Dixie: What, to your room?

Eddie: Yeah.

Dixie: And then we get undressed?

Eddie: Yeah.

Dixie: And then we get into bed?

Eddie: Yeah.

Dixie: And then what?

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