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Edward Penishands (1991)

Video  -  Adult | Comedy | Fantasy
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A door-to-door dildo saleswoman stumbles across Edward, and upon discovering the...advantages of his hand-substitutes, brings him home, where he falls in love with her daughter.

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Sikki Nixx ...
Edward (as Nikki Sixx)
Jeanna Fine ...
Susan
Alexandria Quinn ...
Patricia
Ashley Nicole ...
Margaret
Jamie Leigh ...
Karen (as Jamie Lee)
Dominique Simone ...
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Jon Dough ...
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A door-to-door dildo saleswoman stumbles across Edward, and upon discovering the...advantages of his hand-substitutes, brings him home, where he falls in love with her daughter.

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Mildly clever parody...
21 October 1999 | by (Iowa City, IA) – See all my reviews

It's a slight notch above most such movies. It actually looks like they spent a bit of money on the title character's special effects - the kind of thing you wouldn't mind taking to a adult-only Halloween party. There's also plenty of hard-core sex, meaning the plot is marginal. But it's actually mildly funny as a parody, which is more than you can say about such "ripoff" XXX movies. Not that I've seen a lot of them, you understand, but so I've heard... :)


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