Do or Die (1991)

Silly sex romp disguised as a action/espionage film. Two beautiful American special agents are given a head start by an oriental crime boss. The head start is to get away from the teams of ... See full summary »

Director:

Andy Sidaris

Writer:

Andy Sidaris

Stars:

Pat Morita, Erik Estrada, Dona Speir

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Pat Morita	...	Masakana 'Kane' Kaneshiro
Erik Estrada	...	Richard 'Rico' Estevez
Dona Speir	...	Donna Hamilton
Roberta Vasquez	...	Nicole Justin
Bruce Penhall	...	Bruce Christian
Cynthia Brimhall	...	Edy Stark
William Bumiller	...	Lucas
Michael J. Shane	...	Shane Abeline (as Michael Jay Shane)
Pandora Peaks	...	Atlanta Lee (as Stephanie Schick)
Carolyn Liu	...	Silk
Richard Cansino	...	Herbert
Chu Chu Malave	...	Bodreaux
Ava Cadell	...	Ava
Skip Ward	...	Skip
James Lew	...	Lew

Storyline

Silly sex romp disguised as a action/espionage film. Two beautiful American special agents are given a head start by an oriental crime boss. The head start is to get away from the teams of assassins he has lined up to kill them. Numerous visual costume changes later, the busty duo team up with other agents to make a convenient team of eight, all paired off in a boy/girl, boy/girl manner. It's a wonder that they aren't all killed as very little watching gets done while each couple take guard duty.

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Plot Keywords:

assassin | sex | cleavage | gun action | director cameo | 

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Taglines:

This May Be The Last Game They'll Ever Play.

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Genres:

Action | Thriller

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Certificate:

R

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 June 1991 (USA)

Also Known As:

Girls, Games and Guns

Filming Locations:

Rio Suites Hotel & Casino - 3700 W. Flamingo Road, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA

Company Credits

Technical Specs

Runtime:

97 min

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

DIRECTOR CAMEO [Andy Sidaris] Restaurant owner wearing apron.

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Quotes

'Kane' Kaneshiro: Let the games begin!

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Connections

Follows Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

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Soundtracks

"Down on the Bayou"
Words & Music by Richard Lyons
Sung by Cynthia Brimhall

User Reviews

T & A Without the P-L-O-T

It amazes me how far some stars fall. In this case, I mean Pat Morita and Erik Estrada. The "plot" involves two gorgeous, big-chested CIA agents being chased by six pairs of assassins sent by an Asian crime boss (Pat Morita). Seeing the guy from "Karate Kid" with thinning grey hair, sitting on the back of a gorgeous (and naked) Asian bombshell is enough to give one unpleasant thoughts.

Along the way, the gorgeous CIA duo pick up six fellow agents, who conveniently ultimately make up four boy/girl duos. Seeing how much sex they have, it's a wonder they don't get assassinated. One scene has the gang hiding away at a secret house on a lake and no one's supposed to know they are there. Estrada is on duty while the women sit in bikinis in a hot tub. Among the agents in bikinis is massive-chested porn star Pandora Peaks. Two assassins roar up on dirt bikes, ride out onto a dock within sight of the hot tub and pretend to be fishing. Estrada ignores them until one of the assassins shoots a flower pot instead of his target (presumably he is distracted since the sight of his scope is always focused on the women's breasts).

The good guys pretend to know what they're doing. They wear disguises, fly all sorts of planes, have shootouts and car chases, but it's just window dressing to showcase their best "assets." The scene in the trailer where a female assassin in a thong slowly shimmies into a pair of tight leather pants bears this out.

Also, beware the ending. It plays out like the producers expected to turn the film into a television series, which probably would have done more harm to Morita's career than "The Next Karate Kid."

If you want T & A, check out "Do Or Die." If you want serious action, try "Live And Let Die" or "March or Die."