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Dice Rules (1991)

NC-17 | | Comedy, Documentary | 17 May 1991 (USA)



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Cast overview, first billed only:
Gas Station Attendent
Sylvia Harman ...
Homeless Woman
Noodles Levenstein ...
Bank Teller (as Marty 'Noodles' Levenstein)
Maria Parkinson ...
Michael Wheels Parise ...
Dr. Slaughter (as Michael 'Wheels' Parise)
Sumont ...
Convenience Store Clerk
Hot Tub Johnny West ...
Deli Clerk (as 'Hot Tub' Johnny West)
Fred Silverstein ...
Man in Love
Carmine Diorio ...
Band Member
Sal Iuvara ...
Band Member
Steve Jankowski ...
Band Member
Richard Santa ...
Band Member
Robert Santa ...
Band Member


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17 May 1991 (USA)  »

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8 June 2001 | by (Jersey City, NJ) – See all my reviews

I can't say I expected much of "Dice Rules" at the beginning. It starts out with a series of lame sketches, giving us a pseudo-autobiographical look into Dice's life and how he inhabited this persona. He pretty much does this ludicrous Jerry Lewis impression, and I only laughed seldom. But I was glad to see Eddie Griffin, an underrated comedian, in one of his early roles. He appears as a gas station attendant.

Once we hit the 30-minute mark and arrive at the concert portion, all is made up for. Nonstop laughs! Dice delivers his trademark ultra-crude, ultra-explicit, ultra-nasty and ultra-funny humor. Those who don't get his humor, those who are easily offended--You shouldn't be watching this movie in the first place! For fans of Dice...you shall not be disappointed.

Sure, he's very frank with the cuss words, but I'm able to tolerate it because I know it's all an act. I mean, he's not even Italian! He's a Jew doing a very exaggerated impersonation of one. So you know all the rudeness is strictly in jest.

If you want big-time laughs...roll the Dice and take your chances! Just make sure you fast-forward through the first portion. Just stay for the stand-up.

My score: 7 (out of 10)

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