Dice Rules (1991)

Director:

Jay Dubin

Writers:

Andrew Dice Clay (story), Lenny Schulman (screenplay),

Stars:

Andrew Dice Clay, Eddie Griffin, Sylvia Harman

3 nominations.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Andrew Dice Clay	...	Himself
Eddie Griffin	...	Gas Station Attendent
Sylvia Harman	...	Homeless Woman
Lee Lawrence	...	Lee
Noodles Levenstein	...	Bank Teller (as Marty 'Noodles' Levenstein)
Maria Parkinson	...	Berneece
Michael Wheels Parise	...	Dr. Slaughter (as Michael 'Wheels' Parise)
Sumont	...	Convenience Store Clerk
Hot Tub Johnny West	...	Deli Clerk (as 'Hot Tub' Johnny West)
Fred Silverstein	...	Man in Love
Carmine Diorio	...	Band Member
Sal Iuvara	...	Band Member
Steve Jankowski	...	Band Member
Richard Santa	...	Band Member
Robert Santa	...	Band Member

Storyline

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Plot Keywords:

stand up comedy | cult film | cult film | leather jacket

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Taglines:

The Andrew Dice Clay Concert Movie.

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Genres:

Comedy | Documentary

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Certificate:

NC-17

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

17 May 1991 (USA)

Filming Locations:

Madison Square, Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA

Box Office

Gross:

$637,327 (USA)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Fleebin Dabble

Technical Specs

Runtime:

88 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Connections

Featured in Retrosexual: The 80's (2004)

User Reviews

Blue-collar humour that should appeal to toilet attendants and emotionally wrecked hausfraus.

Watching this embarrassing spectacle was a reminder that the dumbing-down didn't start just yesterday with Paris Hilton's generation. Clay is unfunny and primitive to the bone, hence no wonder the crowds looked like as if every single American gas-station attendant and janitor had been flown to the gig to watch their one and only hero spit out nursery rhymes that any 8-grader could top given just ten minutes and a paper and a pencil.

The humour is beyond sophomoronic: it is utterly predictable and cheap. I'm one of the biggest proponents of political incorrectness in comedy, but being solely un-PC does not a good comedian make. The material, I am convinced, was specifically/intentionally targeted at the country's lowest demographics, and by that I mean the lowest IQs, people with the lowest education levels, even physical appearances. I've seen more intelligent/better-looking crowds at TV evangelist mass prayers. Watching a bunch of moronic riff-raff recite Clay's infantile rhymes was like sneaking a peak at your typical day at a school for the mentally-challenged.

Besides, making fun of invalids is not only downright pathetic, but the easiest thing anyone could possibly do; like stealing candy from a baby. Hence those "gags" were the worst. "Ha-ha, those midgets, they're so short, see!" It's amazing that even the most bird-brained truck-driver would find this amusing...

Clay hasn't even got half the charisma necessary to pull off any of these cretinous jokes. In fact, to get away with such ultra-inferior material, he'd have to be 20 Eddie Murphys, Ricky Gervais's and Dana Carveys rolled into one.