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| Andrew Dice Clay | ... |
Himself
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| Eddie Griffin | ... |
Gas Station Attendent
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Sylvia Harman | ... |
Homeless Woman
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Lee Lawrence | ... |
Lee
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Noodles Levenstein | ... |
Bank Teller
(as Marty 'Noodles' Levenstein)
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Maria Parkinson | ... |
Berneece
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Michael Wheels Parise | ... |
Dr. Slaughter
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Sumont | ... |
Convenience Store Clerk
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Hot Tub Johnny West | ... |
Deli Clerk
(as 'Hot Tub' Johnny West)
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Fred Silverstein | ... |
Man in Love
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Carmine Diorio | ... |
Band Member
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Sal Iuvara | ... |
Band Member
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Steve Jankowski | ... |
Band Member
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Richard Santa | ... |
Band Member
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Robert Santa | ... |
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Watching this embarrassing spectacle was a reminder that the dumbing-down didn't start just yesterday with Paris Hilton's generation. Clay is unfunny and primitive to the bone, hence no wonder the crowds looked like as if every single American gas-station attendant and janitor had been flown to the gig to watch their one and only hero spit out nursery rhymes that any 8-grader could top given just ten minutes and a paper and a pencil.
The humour is beyond sophomoronic: it is utterly predictable and cheap. I'm one of the biggest proponents of political incorrectness in comedy, but being solely un-PC does not a good comedian make. The material, I am convinced, was specifically/intentionally targeted at the country's lowest demographics, and by that I mean the lowest IQs, people with the lowest education levels, even physical appearances. I've seen more intelligent/better-looking crowds at TV evangelist mass prayers. Watching a bunch of moronic riff-raff recite Clay's infantile rhymes was like sneaking a peak at your typical day at a school for the mentally-challenged.
Besides, making fun of invalids is not only downright pathetic, but the easiest thing anyone could possibly do; like stealing candy from a baby. Hence those "gags" were the worst. "Ha-ha, those midgets, they're so short, see!" It's amazing that even the most bird-brained truck-driver would find this amusing...
Clay hasn't even got half the charisma necessary to pull off any of these cretinous jokes. In fact, to get away with such ultra-inferior material, he'd have to be 20 Eddie Murphys, Ricky Gervais's and Dana Carveys rolled into one.