Critters 4 (1992)
Al Bert: Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.
Ethan: I guess Rick's had a little too much coffee again?
Al Bert: Rick has got a bug up his butt. See. He's gone and discovered himself a magnetic space anomaly. And he's gotten stiff in the jock.
Al Bert: Nuclear core is reading just shy of the red. Nearly to alert.
Al Bert: Negative. It looks more like natural decay. I'd give her about a month before we all glow in the dark.
Bernie: Don't kind about shit like that. Just show me where the pharmacy is.
Al Bert: What's the matter? Feeling a little bit under the weather there Bernie?
Bernie: What's the matter?
Fran: Rick! Cargo bay.
Al Bert: Seems our fearless leader has some plans for Terracor's long-lost pod.
Bernie: You mean steal it? Steal what's inside?
Al Bert: Yup, leave us here counting R.E.M.s as we glow in the dark.
Bernie: Scum bag. Are you sure?
Charlie: Well, uh, that means everybody I know is.
Bernie: They're dead. They're toast. They're history.
Charlie: That's not normal.
Al Bert: No shit, Sherlock.
Charlie: No, I mean they don't usually turn from a fight. Or a meal.
Fran: I thought you said there was no radiation danger.
Al Bert: Well, Fran, maybe the nuclear core just changed its mind.
Al Bert: Congratulations, Charlie, you have just murdered the ship.
Al Bert: Rick and Bernie are dead. For all I know we may have been infected by some alien germ. So unless anyone else has another suggestion, I propose that we just hole up here and wait for them to come rescue us. They will be here any minute.
Ethan: Yeah. If we don't blow up first.
Al Bert: Angela; give me a deck by deck scan and read off all individuals not currently in main control.
Angela: I do not recognize your voice pattern as one with security clearance...
Al Bert: Great! Be a snotty TL54. Don't cooperate. Angela; give me security clearance to all levels, please.
Angela: I can not conform to your request as I do not recognize your voice pattern as one with security clearance.
Al Bert: Angela; do not, repeat, do not give me security clearance to all levels.
Angela: You have security clearance at all levels.
Ethan: Just what did you do to him?
Charlie: Me? Nothing. That was the Critters. Look, I'm a bounty hunter, and I got job to do.
Ethan: What do these things look like?
Charlie: What do they look like?
Charlie: You ever see a piranha?
Ethan: It's a fish, right?
Charlie: That's right. They look nothing like a piranha. But they're hungry like a piranha.
Charlie: [Charlie finds the last Critter eggs] Alright you gum-balls.
Charlie: [Charlie puts on some cool sunglasses] Captain Charles McFadden.
Critter 1: I'll pack the ship. You get the kids.