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Critters 4 (1992) Poster

(1992)

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Fran: Asshole!

Al Bert: Eh, Captain asshole.

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Al Bert: Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.

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Charlie: Guess you got a promotion, huh?

Counselor Tetra: Things change Charlie... Things change.

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Ethan: I guess Rick's had a little too much coffee again?

Al Bert: Rick has got a bug up his butt. See. He's gone and discovered himself a magnetic space anomaly. And he's gotten stiff in the jock.

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Rick: It's rust.

Ethan: Magnify times four, please.

Rick: Now it's great big rust.

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Rick: We got a goldmine here. I can smell it.

Al Bert: I can sure smell something.

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Al Bert: Nuclear core is reading just shy of the red. Nearly to alert.

Rick: Radiation?

Al Bert: Negative. It looks more like natural decay. I'd give her about a month before we all glow in the dark.

Bernie: Don't kind about shit like that. Just show me where the pharmacy is.

Al Bert: What's the matter? Feeling a little bit under the weather there Bernie?

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Bernie: What's the matter?

Fran: Rick! Cargo bay.

Al Bert: Seems our fearless leader has some plans for Terracor's long-lost pod.

Bernie: You mean steal it? Steal what's inside?

Al Bert: Yup, leave us here counting R.E.M.s as we glow in the dark.

Bernie: Scum bag. Are you sure?

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Charlie: Well, uh, that means everybody I know is.

Bernie: They're dead. They're toast. They're history.

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Charlie: That's not normal.

Al Bert: No shit, Sherlock.

Charlie: No, I mean they don't usually turn from a fight. Or a meal.

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Fran: I thought you said there was no radiation danger.

Al Bert: Well, Fran, maybe the nuclear core just changed its mind.

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Al Bert: Congratulations, Charlie, you have just murdered the ship.

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Al Bert: Rick and Bernie are dead. For all I know we may have been infected by some alien germ. So unless anyone else has another suggestion, I propose that we just hole up here and wait for them to come rescue us. They will be here any minute.

Ethan: Yeah. If we don't blow up first.

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Al Bert: Angela; give me a deck by deck scan and read off all individuals not currently in main control.

Angela: I do not recognize your voice pattern as one with security clearance...

Al Bert: Great! Be a snotty TL54. Don't cooperate. Angela; give me security clearance to all levels, please.

Angela: I can not conform to your request as I do not recognize your voice pattern as one with security clearance.

Al Bert: Angela; do not, repeat, do not give me security clearance to all levels.

Angela: You have security clearance at all levels.

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Ethan: Just what did you do to him?

Charlie: Me? Nothing. That was the Critters. Look, I'm a bounty hunter, and I got job to do.

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Charlie: You an alien?

Ethan: No, do I look like one?

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Ethan: What do these things look like?

Charlie: What do they look like?

Ethan: Yeah.

Charlie: You ever see a piranha?

Ethan: It's a fish, right?

Charlie: That's right. They look nothing like a piranha. But they're hungry like a piranha.

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Ethan: [Ethan just froze a Critter] Chill out.

[pause]

Ethan: Asshole.

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[first lines]

Charlie: [Charlie finds the last Critter eggs] Alright you gum-balls.

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[last lines]

Charlie: [Charlie puts on some cool sunglasses] Captain Charles McFadden.

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Critter 1: I'll pack the ship. You get the kids.

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