Cool as Ice (1991)
Johnny: I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong.
Johnny: Yeah, whackhead tried to play baseball with my homeboy's bike!
Johnny: So, whassup fellas?
Nick: Just doing a little a batting practice on your bike.
Johnny: It's not mine. It's Sir D.'s
Nick: Who is Sir D.
Johnny: He's my homeboy.
Nick: Yea? WELL HOMEBOY THIS!
John Van Owen: [walking away] See ya later, Dick...
Nick: [offended] It's Nick.
John Van Owen: [turns around for a second] Oh yea, yea... NICK...
Nick: How about a drink?
Kathy: I'll have a Diet Coke.
Nick: Diet Coke? Kathy, Kathy... be serious.
[Nick takes a shot of hard liquor]
Kathy: Nick, you be serious. You're driving.
Nick: Kathy, I'm a big boy. I'm also a thirsty one.
Johnny: Hey-yo, wassup ma'am?
Grace Winslow: Can I help you?
Johnny: Yeah, I'm looking for Kat.
Grace Winslow: We don't have a cat.
Johnny: Kathy, your daughter.
Kathy: And then I went straight to Nick's house. And I didn't touch it at Nick's house.
Tommy Winslow: Ha-hah!
Kathy: Shut up.
Rick: Well I hope you like being a biker chick 'cause you're not going to see me or my car again.
John Van Owen: Imagine that.