Budd Clarke: [Choking to death from poisoned cigarette,] I can't breathe. Help me.
Wade Anders: [Smiling] I told you those things were gonna kill ya.
Columbo: My niece's green thumb couldn't make hedges grow that fast.
Columbo: [to Budd Clarke's dog] Oh, you're a girl! Gee, you have more life in you than my dog.