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Career Opportunities (1991) Poster

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[On his first day as Target janitor (night cleanup boy) Jim Dodge meets the Custodian, who points a rifle at him]

Custodian: Are you a slacker?

Jim Dodge: No... Presbyterian actually.

Custodian: What did you say? What did you say? Now I'm asking you a simple question: Are you lazy?

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Jim Dodge: Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of danger, and a great set of pectorals, she's lookin for a fall right on her ass.

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Gil Kinney: You know, if my foot could talk...

Nestor Pyle: Easy...

Gil Kinney: ...it would say, "May I please go up this geek's ass!"

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Josie: Big store.

Jim Dodge: Huge.

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Officer Don: Mr. McClellan, do you ever have any family problems, you and your daughter?

Roger Roy McClellan: What the hell do you think this is?

Officer Don: You got a point.

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Josie: And you're happy, you know, you're happy.

Jim Dodge: I'm not happy. I'm working nights, everybody thinks I'm a liar, my whole family's laughing at me... Reverend Harwell gave me the finger last week!

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Jim Dodge: [Jim to his dad] I'm getting a feeling that you want me out of your life.

Bud Dodge: I don't want you out of my life, I want you out of my house.

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