(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)

Jeff Bergman: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam

Quotes 

• [after Elmer fires a real shot] 

  Bugs Bunny : For shame, Doc! Using live ammunition on a movie set!

  Elmer Fudd : Well, I thought it would be a gweat, big birthday surpwise if after 80 and 1/2 years of twying, I finally bwasted you.

  [chuckles] 

  Daffy Duck : THIS IS INCONCIEVABLE!

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, cut.

  Daffy Duck : No, don't cut! Let the cameras roll and record it for posterity while I give this two-bit Nimrod a *severe* dressing down!

  [to Elmer] 

  Daffy Duck : Sir, you have desecrated the spirit of show business make-believe by using real bullets!

  [Daffy empties Elmer's gun] 

  Bugs Bunny : Cut!

  Daffy Duck : No, don't cut!

  [to Elmer] 

  Daffy Duck : Now get rid of this stupid thing, take your little prop gun and stick to the script!

  Bugs Bunny : Cut!

  Daffy Duck : NO, DON'T CUT! And another thing: expect a call from my attorneys about this unfortunate incident, and brother, when they call, you'd better...

  [Daffy steps on another loose plank and gets his beak stuck] 

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, now can we cut?

  Daffy Duck : [beat]  You smug son of a...

• Yosemite Sam : Get me out of this Gol-durned contraption! What do you think I am, some kinda dad-blasted hootchie-cootchie gal? Do I look like some half-clad female, to come a-shimmying out of a cake? Why, it ain't decent.

• [Daffy is caught backstage in the middle of complaining to himself about the way the studio treats him] 

  Daffy Duck : Oh brother! 51st and a half anniversary. Who writes this slop? Ech! "Happy birthday, old chum, old pal, old buddy." They next thing you know, they'll stick me with three snot-nosed nephews! I wouldn't put it past them! It's just... ugh! Warner Brothers doesn't have an original bone in its...

• [Last lines] 

  Bugs Bunny : Sam! Sam! Speak to me!

  Yosemite Sam : Oooh! You carrot chompin', flop-eared, bob-tailed rabbit! I hope your innards turn to outards and your ears go visey-versey! I hates rabbits! It's just human nature to hates rabbits! Why you low down, flop-eared, son of a kangaroo! You'll pay for this, you dog blasted, ornery, no account, long-eared varmint! Why, you carned-sarned idjot rabbit!

  Bugs Bunny : Eh...

  [munches on a carrot] 

  Bugs Bunny : Maybe we can fix it in the editing.

• [repeated line] 

  Bugs Bunny : Gosh, I'm so unimportant.

• [Bugs runs out on stage, does a dance, but Daffy does not step out with him. The music grinds to a halt] 

  Off-Screen Crew Member : Ugh, where is he? Not again.

  Daffy Duck : [off-screen; sounding nervous]  Just a minute... just a minute...

  [a toilet flushes off-stage. Bugs checks his watch, bored. Daffy races out and tries to quickly finish his routine] 

  Off-Screen Director : [exasperated]  CUT, CUT CUT!

• [Bugs runs out on stage, does a dance, holds out his hand and nothing happens. The music eventually stops] 

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, could I have a cane perhaps... falling, eh, somewhere in this general vicinity?

  [Daffy comes on stage with his head buried in his contract] 

  Daffy Duck : My contract distinctly stipulates that I'm not supposed to toss no canes to no stupid rabbits! Your people spoke to my people who specifically stated that...

  Off-Screen Director : All right, all right. We'll get *someone else* to throw the cane.

  [Daffy sticks his tongue out at Bugs mockingly] 

• [Elmer is in his dressing room, reading a book on hair growth] 

  Elmer Fudd : [to himself]  Now, wet's see. It says wight here in this book... take wotion... spwash two drops at woot of hair, comb stwands wengthwise and, uh...

  [Elmer realizes he's being filmed] 

  Elmer Fudd : The monoxodome method.

  [Elmer chuckles, then gets mad at still being filmed and slams the door]