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You'd better be telling the truth, Witch, or...
[holds up his sword]
Oh, oh. I know, I know, you'll cleave my black heart from my bosom. You know for the life of me I don't know why everyone want to cleave my bosom? If you ask me it cleaves just fine by itself.
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This time The Beastmaster(Marc Singer) returns only to face off a new enemy Arklon(Wings Hauser) however due to an annoying teenager(Kari Wuher) they are transported to the future where they then duke it out. Lots of (lame) fish out of water jokes ensue. You honestly don't get sequels this rotten to the core. Beastmaster 2 is a painful movie to behold. The references and "hipness" date the film badly (This was made in 1991) and really who wants to see The Beastmaster in the present times? Also of note is Wings Hauser who's embarrassing performance is easily the film's best asset. Singer looks awkward, Wuher is irritating and the whole 1991 slang just makes the movie downright unwatchable. This is easily one of the worst movies ever made.
1/2* out of 4-(Awful)
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