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All I Want for Christmas (1991) Poster

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Ethan O'Fallon: Now look, Hallie, you can ask for toys, parakeets, hair care products, I don't care. But you may not ask for anything to do with interpersonal relationships! Got it? This is Santa Claus, not Dear Abby.

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Ethan O'Fallon: So, where'd you put your mittens?

Hallie O'Fallon: Do you really want to know?

Ethan O'Fallon: Yeah, I really want to know.

Hallie O'Fallon: I sold them.

Ethan O'Fallon: Fine... hope you got a good deal.

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Kevin Mars: So not only are you a spaz, you're an elf?

Ethan O'Fallon: Yeah, that's right, I'm an elf. I'm the elf king!

Kevin Mars: Don't worry... we won't tell.

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Ethan O'Fallon: Yeah, that's right! I'm an elf... I'm the elf KING!

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Paramedic #1: Are you Lillian Brooks?

Lillian Brooks: Yes, I'm THE Lillian Brooks!

Paramedic #1: Yeah, and I'm Luis Hernandez.

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Catherine O'Fallon: Ethan! Time to feed the chickens!

Ethan O'Fallon: What chickens, huh?

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Hallie O'Fallon: Excuse me! Can I cut in? I won't take long... I just have to fix this mistake I made.

Girl in Line: Have cuts for a dollar!

Hallie O'Fallon: Forget it. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah! Don't forget to tell Santa what a creep you are!

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[standing outside in the cold]

Ethan O'Fallon: If this works, I'm a hero. If not... well, maybe Santa can bring me some nice warm PJs for juvenile hall.

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Santa: Oh, you're back.

Hallie O'Fallon: I'm back.

Santa: You wouldn't want something easy, would you? Like a nice doll? I have dolls you wouldn't believe.

Hallie O'Fallon: Can I use the lap?

Santa: Sure.

Hallie O'Fallon: Okay. Now we've really got to talk.

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Hallie O'Fallon: [singing] Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

Tony Boer: That's very pretty, Hallie. Do you want to know the rest?

Hallie O'Fallon: [shakes her head] Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

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Lillian Brooks: Never use the word "lovely" darling. It's the mark of the jerk.

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Tony Boer: I bet you want to be a ballerina when you grow up.

Hallie O'Fallon: I never said that.

Tony Boer: I thought all little girls wanted to be ballerinas.

Hallie O'Fallon: What if I'm too fat? What if my head's too big? It's too much pressure.

Tony Boer: It's never too early to know what you want.

Hallie O'Fallon: I know what I want.

Catherine O'Fallon: Honey, I think Tony's just trying to make conversation.

Hallie O'Fallon: Wait until I'm in the third grade, then I'll pick a career.

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Marshall: [to Ethan] After we get your parents back together, help me split up mine!

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Michael O'Fallon: How's my favorite ex-mother-in-law and second lady of the American theatre?

Lillian Brooks: Fine. And quite happy to see you. Though I can't say the same for your ex-wife, though you haven't even asked about her yet.

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[Ethan sits on a chair which breaks to pieces underneath him]

Tony Boer: Oh. That chair is broken.

Ethan O'Fallon: That's really helpful, Tony. Thank you.

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Catherine O'Fallon: [on the phone] Marshall, it's Mrs. O'Fallon. I need to speak to Ethan right away.

Marshall: Ethan? Your son? That specific Ethan?

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Sylvia: I thought it might be enchanting to have the bridesmaids in little jodhpurs and carrying riding crops festumed with baby's breath.

Lillian Brooks: That could be enchanting. In a stable.

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Hallie O'Fallon: [to Ethan] Will you read me Old Yeller? I can read it myself, but I like the way you do the voices. You make everyone sound so weird.

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Lillian Brooks: [about Tony] I don't believe he knows 500 people.

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Lillian Brooks: We've got rats. You wouldn't know anything about vermin, would you Tony?

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Marshall: [on the phone] My grandmother's passed out on the floor...

Ethan O'Fallon: That's great!

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Hallie O'Fallon: Did I mention Ethan's at Marshall's?

Michael O'Fallon: Yeah, like 6 times. Plus it's been on the news, so word's out.

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Lillian Brooks: [on the phone] I've just returned from a very expensive night at the Charlisle to find a $1200 bill form your branch of Rodent Murder Incorporated and no rats.

Man on phone: Do you want the bodies?

Lillian Brooks: No, I don't want the actual rat bodies. I want proof that you found something in this house other than a grade A sucker.

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Lillian Brooks: [as Tony leaves] Now we *know* all the rats are gone.

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Hallie O'Fallon: I want you to meet my friend Snowball.

Tony Boer: Oh, and I bet you're the only one who can see Snowball.

Hallie O'Fallon: Oh, no. You can see him, too.

[pulls out Snowball the mouse]

Hallie O'Fallon: Look!

Tony Boer: Hallie! Get that thing away!

Hallie O'Fallon: You hurt his feelings. Now he thinks you hate him.

Tony Boer: I don't hate him. I like him.

Hallie O'Fallon: You have to tell him.

Tony Boer: Snowball, I like you. I like you very much. Now put that thing away.

Hallie O'Fallon: You have to say it louder. He had tiny, tiny ears.

Tony Boer: [yelling] I like you, Snowball!

Hallie O'Fallon: He doesn't believe you.

Tony Boer: [yelling] Snowball, I love you! I love you very, very much!

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Santa's Helper: Sucker?

Ethan O'Fallon: You're telling me.

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[running up and dragging Halley away from Santa]

Ethan O'Fallon: Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho.

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Catherine O'Fallon: Tony? Tony where are you?

Tony Boer: I'm in New Jersey!

[cop walks by carrying Tony's suit which is frozen in the shape of his body]

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Ethan O'Fallon: How's it looking?

Hallie O'Fallon: Well they're asleep... on the same couch! Looking good!

Ethan O'Fallon: Good? That's great!

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Hallie O'Fallon: You gotta go to the real guy... at Macy's!

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Hallie O'Fallon: [explaining the reason for seeing Santa] I had to see him this is special, not all mom's and dad's get back together but ours should.

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Santa: [to Hallie] You know, I usually specialize in stuff you can wrap.

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Hallie O'Fallon: I'm gonna ask Santa to get them back

[their parents]

Hallie O'Fallon: together again so we can have US back together again.

Ethan O'Fallon: Now look Hallie, you can't ask Santa Claus for that

[giggles]

Hallie O'Fallon: Why not?

Ethan O'Fallon: Well because... coz... he's jolly... he's a jolly fat guy and not a marriage counseller.

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Catherine O'Fallon: [beginning to suspect something] There are all these pieces, and they don't fit together, but they do fit together.

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Ethan O'Fallon: So what's the problem? Did someone make a tuna fish sandwich out of the little mermaid?

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Lollipop Kid: You're an elf, right?

Ethan O'Fallon: No... no I'm not, no... sorry.

Lollipop Kid: Yes you are. Santa's elves always pretend they're not. It's their flaw.

Ethan O'Fallon: Look... kid... I'm a person... not an elf...

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