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9 1/2 Ninjas! (1991)

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The first erotic arts action comedy.

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Joe Vogue
Andee Gray ...
Lisa Thorne
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Arnold Gruber
Magda Harout ...
Gladys Vogue
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Cutter (as Tiny Lister)
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Sledge
Barbara Leary ...
Dimitri
Paul Jabara ...
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Sharon Lee Jones ...
Zelda
Monty Hoffman ...
Isaac
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Ninja Negotiator
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Master
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Young Joe
Kitsan ...
Otto
Ralph Manza ...
Old Man
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The first erotic arts action comedy.

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ninja | spoof | independent film

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Who said ninja master Joe Vogue and Lisa Thorne couldn't have a healthy sex life while the rest of the world s trying to bump them off? See more »

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24 January 1991 (USA)  »

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9 Ninjas E Meio  »

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Worst of the Worst
29 May 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Not like anyone really will see this page (unless accidentally via a search for ninja-themed movies, which is totally understandable), but for your own sake, do not watch this movie. I have seen perhaps twenty movies that are on the Bottom 100 (and many that should be, like this), and I can honestly say that this, along with Charge of the Light Brigade and 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, is the most unbearably bad movie ever.

It's not "so bad it's good," despite what some might think. It's "did human beings really think 'hey, let's make this movie' and why am I gritting my teeth so hard?" Honestly, even as spoof films go, it's terrible. Not one joke is funny. Not ONE. Some parts (the whole movie) are so unfunny, that one wonders if the script were written by anyone over the age of five.

It doesn't deserve to have the word "ninjas" in the title. It doesn't deserve to exist. Don't watch it. My friends and I did so that, hopefully, you all don't have to. Don't watch it.


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