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9 1/2 Ninjas! (1991)

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The first erotic arts action comedy.

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Joe Vogue
Andee Gray ...
Lisa Thorne
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Arnold Gruber
Magda Harout ...
Gladys Vogue
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Cutter (as Tiny Lister)
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Sledge
Barbara Leary ...
Dimitri
Paul Jabara ...
Mr. Ninja (voice)
Sharon Lee Jones ...
Zelda
Monty Hoffman ...
Isaac
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Ninja Negotiator
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Master
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Young Joe
Kitsan ...
Otto
Ralph Manza ...
Old Man
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The first erotic arts action comedy.

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ninja | spoof | independent film | See All (3) »

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Who said ninja master Joe Vogue and Lisa Thorne couldn't have a healthy sex life while the rest of the world s trying to bump them off? See more »

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24 January 1991 (USA)  »

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9 Ninjas E Meio  »

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Fails as comedy but still gives the laughs
4 January 2008 | by (Finland) – See all my reviews

I was at a recording studio with my band for a weekend when we saw this one together (There were only Dawn of the Dead, Hills have eyes 2 and this, so..). At first we didn't know what to expect, just looking for something to kill spare time. Nobody read the cover before it started rolling, so we didn't know if it was a serious martial arts movie, drama or comedy etc.

After the first five minutes all of our mouths had just dropped wide open and we all kept asking: "What the hell??" The movie started out with jokes so unfunny, childish and Buster Keaton-like and kept them coming. Since none of us were prepared for this, we started laughing quietly at first and then harder and harder as the quality of comedy kept dropping down.

Some of the stuff in this film, especially some of the one-liners became memorable as hell during that weekend as we had this running in the background repeatedly about a dozen times or so. We were all pretty tired and of course enjoying something this bad as a group with our kind of sense of humor we had really had a blast. I know it's were poor movie in it's genre but we loved it and it will live in our memories for a long time.


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