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(1991–1998)

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Jean-Luc: What do you think?

Carol Foster Lambert: I think you look like Barbara Eden from "I Dream Of Jeannie".

Jean-Luc: Well, I think you look like Crissy from "Three's Company"!

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Frank Lambert: [sit on the armchair, making crosswords] A city from Texas, 6 letters ?

Carol Foster Lambert: Well, Frank, D-A-L-L-A-S !

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Gabrielle, Mark's girlfriend: Be still, my heart.

J.T: Be still, my lunch.

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J.T: Dad, if you're watching "Baywatch" with your wife, you know nothing about marriage.

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Carol Foster Lambert: Frank, don't you want another child?

Frank Lambert: Carol, I don't want more, I want less. I'd trade two of them in for golf clubs.

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Al Lambert: Who's she?

Mark Foster: Only the hottest chick in the eighth grade.

Al Lambert: Then why on earth would she want to go out with a geek like you?

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Al Lambert: Lay off Lambert.

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Cody Lambert: Guess between the known and the unknown lies the Codeman.

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Cody Lambert: Look, it's the Dana-burger with cheese!

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Cody Lambert: Dude!

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Cody Lambert: Whoa, it's like my brain has a mind of its own!

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Cody Lambert: Woah! A Canadian penny! Now I can buy bubble gum! That is, if I go to Canadia.

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[Most of the family is sick]

Frank Lambert: Cody, where's J.T?

Cody Lambert: He's in the bathroom tossing his cookies. He's doing the technicolor yawn! He's driving the porcelain bus! He's calling RALPH on the big white phone. I tell you, this family's having a major hurl-fest!

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Steve Urkel: Hi Al. I heard about you and Roger. You know, you shouldn't let it bother you.

Al Lambert: Here we go again. I am sick of getting advice about being dumped from people who have never been dumped.

Steve Urkel: [long pause] Are you kidding? Why, being dumped is my career! If there was a 'Being Dumped' Hall of Fame, I'd be elected on the first ballot.

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Karen Foster: Mom I know you think of Al as a family member but I don't.

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J.T: This stinks. In twenty years, I'm not gonna need algebra!

Frank Lambert: You will if you're still in high school.

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J.T: Think about it, if you were dead then we couldn't see you.

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Cody Lambert: [Cody enters the room wearing his pajamas and a night cap] Impending doom!

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Cody Lambert: Ya buddy.

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Dana Foster: Lose the Elton John shoes

Rich Halke: But they're really working for me

Dana Foster: No they're really, really not.

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Rich Halke: You came barging through that door like the chick from Fatal Attraction.

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Cody Lambert: Hey, the Codeman's back. Meat loaf, all right. You were having meat loaf when I left.

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[repeated line]

Jean-Luc: That come out wrong.

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Frank Lambert: [about Carol bringing Jean-luc home] You brought me a french man?

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Frank Lambert: J.T. you don't look so good.

J.T: [groggy] You should see the bathroom.

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