Angelica: You babies are so dumb, I can't believe you lived to be one.
Angelica: Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me.
Angelica: You dumb babies, monsters are just frigments of your infactuation.
Charles Finster Sr.: When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.
Lil: What are we gonna do now, Phillip? We never catched our buggie.
Phil: Nope, I got 'im. (burp!)