Season: 1 | 2
Year: 1991 | 1993


Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: Episode #1.1

25 September 1991
Paul gives his unique and bizarre views on everything from what people get up to in Turkish baths to the secret life of his children.
Paul Merton ... Various Characters
Andy Greenhalgh
Robert Harley ... Various Characters
Colin Higgins
Lou Hirsch ... Jim Weaver
Polly Irvin
John Irwin ... Various Characters
Collin Johnson
Diana Kent
Geoffrey McGivern ... David Murray (as Geoff McGivern)
Robert Swann
Peter Waddington
Roger Walker

Season 1, Episode 2: Episode #1.2

2 October 1991
Paul plunges into the murky world of genetic engineering and does battle with an electric chair.

Season 1, Episode 3: Episode #1.3

9 October 1991
A salute to Bobby Lomax, the world's worst continuity man ever to hit Hollywood; the strangest autopsy ever; the truth behind the afterlife and Ringo Starr and a bag of toffees, all in just 30 minutes.

Season 1, Episode 4: Episode #1.4

16 October 1991
This show features the strangest dream of all time and a peek behind Leonardo's teabag.

Season 1, Episode 5: Episode #1.5

23 October 1991
Paul offers a customer a range of unique tattoos and plays a strange round of golf.

Season 1, Episode 6: Episode #1.6

30 October 1991
Featuring the worst thing that can happen at the dentist and the worse thing that can happen in an ambulance.
Paul Merton ... Various Characters

Hugh Dennis ... Horse (voice)
Alison Fielding
Geoffrey Leesley
Neil McArthur
Felicity Montagu ... Wife in Ambulance
Neil Mullarkey ... Mr. Bassett
David Quilter

Victor Spinetti ... Soldier
Daniel Strauss (as Dan Strauss)

John Thomson ... Coma Patient
Richard Turner

Paul Whitehouse ... Carver

Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: Episode #2.1

3 September 1993
Features Paul's tobacconist kiosk; a very strange butcher's shop; and what happened when Paul joined the SAS.
Paul Merton ... Various Characters
Robert Harley ... Various Characters
John Irwin ... Various Characters

Ben Miller ... Various
Neil Mullarkey ... Various Characters
Gabrielle Blunt
John Boswall
Ian Collier

Robert Daws ... Submarine Captain
Helen Masters
P.J. Nicholas
Kathryn Pogson
Flip Webster

Season 2, Episode 2: Episode #2.2

10 September 1993
Paul winkle-picks his way up to the Yukon and down again to the ageless delights of Eastbourne.
Paul Merton ... Various Characters
Robert Harley ... Various Characters
John Irwin ... Various Characters

Ben Miller ... Various
Neil Mullarkey ... Various Characters
Thea Bennett

Robert Daws ... Jacket Owner / Gerald
Amanda Dickinson
David Jackson
Reginald Marsh
Vivienne Martin
P.J. Nicholas
Stella Tanner
Flip Webster

Season 2, Episode 3: Episode #2.3

17 September 1993
It's glamour and excitement all the way as Paul Merton travels to 1930s Hollywood, 18th century Ruritania and, er, 20th century Stanstead Airport... Then there's the exorcist. And the jellied eels...

Season 2, Episode 4: Episode #2.4

24 September 1993
Paul takes a slow dive into the chaos theory of a beer mug, a standard lamp and the head of a traffic warden.

Season 2, Episode 5: Episode #2.5

1 October 1993
Paul reveals he used to be Cilla Black and exactly what he said to Churchill during the war.

Season 2, Episode 6: Episode #2.6

8 October 1993
Wave goodbye to Paul as he is cast adrift on the high seas with only Delia Smith for company.

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