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Home Improvement (TV Series 1991–1999) Poster

(1991–1999)

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Tim: [helping Randy with his math homework] ... now the denominator is the...

Randy: ...bottom number...

Tim: ...why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it?

Tim: [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction.

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[repeated line whenever Tim makes a smart comment on Tool Time]

Al: I don't think so, Tim.

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Tim: Excuse me a second, Al, I need to go use the John.

Al: What?

Tim: I gotta go take a dump.

Al: What?

Tim: I gotta go #1.

Al: What?

Tim: Pee!

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[repeated line]

Tim: We'll be right back after a word from Binford Tools.

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[repeated line]

Tim: Shut up, Al.

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Heidi: Does everybody know what time it is?

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Al: Say, do you think they call it a nail gun because it shoots nails?

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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