[From opening credits for Series 1
I'm Herman's intellect. Without me he couldn't hold his job, pay his rent or tie his shoes.
I'm Herman's sensitivity. Without me he wouldn't feel tenderness, honesty or love - the good things in life.
Oh! I'm Herman's anxiety and I keep him out of trouble - and believe me, there's trouble *everywhere*!
I'm Herman's lust. Without me he'd miss out on all the good stuff. Y'know, fun, food - babes!