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Blossom (TV Series 1990–1995) Poster

(1990–1995)

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Joey Russo: Whoa!

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[Joey meets God over a game of pool]

God: I bet I can make that shot.

Joey Russo: You can't make that shot.

[God makes the shot]

Joey Russo: Wow! That's a miracle!

God: THAT was skill. THIS is a miracle.

[God points at a ball and it rolls into a hole]

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God: Nietzsche once asked, "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?" And do you know where he is now? He's in the woods pondering his question.

Joey Russo: So does it?

God: All I know is that if a tree falls in the woods, it's gonna go "boom".

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God: Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make the world spin backwards briefly and reverse time so that you can prevent your finger from getting caught.

Joey Russo: I thought only Superman could do that.

God: He stole it from me. That's why I had him killed.

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Six LeMeure: Just because your parents couldn't work things out that doesn't mean that my parents can't work things out and they are NOT getting a divorce.

Six LeMeure: [crying] Yes they are.

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