Realizing that no one will be home for the night, Joey hires a call girl for his first sexual experience. However, when people start coming home unexpectedly, Joey must find a way to sneak her out of the house.
Blossom and Six get fake IDs so that they can attend a friend's nightclub performance. Feeling bad for a comedian that dies in his ambulance, Anthony decides to use the family home to host his funeral.
On Halloween, Blossom and Six fight off a masked maniac: Joey, who is trying to sneak in after going to a party grounded. Meanwhile, Nick, Anthony and Buzz dress up as Wilson Phillips to win a cash prize, but get stranded at a bar.
Nick is not so thrilled when the comedian that he is dating uses him and the family for laughs in her routine. Blossom and Six make a video about safe sex that does not meet the approval of their principal.
When Nick gets a job at Disneyland as an Elvis impersonator, the rest of the family decides to take a trip to the Magic Kingdom. However, much of the magic is lost when Blossom catches Vinnie hugging another woman.
Blossom and Six have a new friend who is bulimic. Nick is nervous about his upcoming date with a new woman. Joey gets a pizza delivery and one of his first customers has a huge appetite but not for pizza.