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Why Me? (1990) Poster

(1990)

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Bob the Turk: I warn you, do not make me do something that I would not do, unless someone made me do it because they didn't do something someone told them to do.

Gus Cardinale: Don't worry Bob, I would never do something to make someone do something to someone, because that someone didn't do something that someone wanted them to do.

Bob the Turk: I'm glad we understand each other.

Gus Cardinale: ...Me too.

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Gus Cardinale: Bruno, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.

Bruno: Don't worry, there's plenty of more where that came from...

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Francis Mahoney: What's the matter? Did you get your face caught in a zipper?

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[Gus Cardinale is hanging in a wire outside a skyscraper when two CIA agents appear at the roof]

Zachary: Hey, don't try anything stupid down there.

Gus Cardinale: What could be fucking stupider than this?

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Ralph: [motioning to the mess in his apartment] My maid died.

Bruno: [smelling the air] Must've died in here.

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Leon: [smelling the musty air of Ralph's apartment] Geeze, Ralph, somebody die in here?

Ralph: I don't think that's any of your business.

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June Daley: What did you do to my living room?

Bruno: The same thing you did to your bedroom.

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Gus Cardinale: [about the ring] I wonder what we could get for it.

June Daley: Oh, 20 years, killed, hunted like deer.

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June Daley: [about the ring] It's in my safety deposit box.

Gus Cardinale: Good, then we'll go get it.

June Daley: The bank's closed.

Gus Cardinale: We'll get it tomorrow.

June Daley: Tomorrow's Saturday, the bank's closed tomorrow.

Gus Cardinale: Banks are OPEN on Saturdays!

June Daley: Not this one. We can get it Monday.

Gus Cardinale: Monday I'll be in jail!

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Bob the Turk: Who do you think has it?

Gus Cardinale: Um, Elvis?

Turk #2: We checked, he has an alibi.

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Freedly: [about Gus' real name] Rene? Augustine? Those are girls' names, aren't they?

Gus Cardinale: Not in Switzerland.

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[repeated line]

Gatou Vardebedian: Long live the new Armenian Liberation Party!

[makes crooked little finger sign]

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Gus Cardinale: Bruno, I'm sorry for everything mankind has ever done to you!

Bruno: That's all right... I'm sure they didn't mean it.

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