A jewel thief, his wacky sidekick, and his girlfriend are chased around Los Angeles by cops, the Cia, terrorists and Turkish government agents after they steal a sacred ruby, the Byzantine Fire. Written by
John Sacksteder <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
The original novel "Why Me", by Donald Westlake is set in New York City, not LA. See more
Bob the Turk
Who do you think has it?
We checked, he has an alibi.
Words & Music by Steve Wood and Phil Marshall
Performed by Steve Wood See more