A jewel thief, his wacky sidekick, and his girlfriend are chased around Los Angeles by cops, the Cia, terrorists and Turkish government agents after they steal a sacred ruby, the Byzantine Fire. Written by
John Sacksteder <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
The original novel "Why Me", by Donald Westlake is set in New York City, not LA. See more
[smelling the musty air of Ralph's apartment
Geeze, Ralph, somebody die in here?
I don't think that's any of your business.
Words & Music by Steve Wood and Phil Marshall
Performed by Steve Wood See more