A jewel thief, his wacky sidekick, and his girlfriend are chased around Los Angeles by cops, the Cia, terrorists and Turkish government agents after they steal a sacred ruby, the Byzantine Fire. Written by
John Sacksteder <email@example.com>
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The original novel "Why Me", by Donald Westlake is set in New York City, not Los Angeles. See more
Bruno, I'm sorry for everything mankind has ever done to you!
That's all right... I'm sure they didn't mean it.
Referenced in Why Him?
Words & Music by Steve Wood and Phil Marshall
Performed by Steve Wood See more