A jewel thief, his wacky sidekick, and his girlfriend are chased around Los Angeles by cops, the Cia, terrorists and Turkish government agents after they steal a sacred ruby, the Byzantine Fire. Written by
John Sacksteder <email@example.com>
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The original novel "Why Me", by Donald Westlake is set in New York City, not LA. See more
[motioning to the mess in his apartment
My maid died.
[smelling the air
Must've died in here.
Words & Music by Steve Wood and Phil Marshall
Performed by Steve Wood See more