Ski Patrol (1990) 4.7
A developer attempts to sabotage the safety record of a ski resort. Director:Richard Correll |
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Ski Patrol (1990) 4.7
A developer attempts to sabotage the safety record of a ski resort. Director:Richard Correll |
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| Roger Rose | ... |
Jerry Cramer
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| Yvette Nipar | ... |
Ellen
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| T.K. Carter | ... |
Iceman
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| Leslie Jordan | ... |
Murray
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| Paul Feig | ... |
Stanley
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| Sean Sullivan | ... |
Suicide
(as Sean Gregory Sullivan)
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Tess Foltyn | ... |
Tiana
(as Tess)
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| George Lopez | ... |
Eddie Martinez
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| Corbin Timbrook | ... |
Lance
(as Corby Timbrook)
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| Steve Hytner | ... |
Myron
(as Stephen Hytner)
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| Ray Walston | ... |
Pops
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| Martin Mull | ... |
Maris
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Rascal | ... |
Dumpster
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Deborah Rose | ... |
Inspector Crabitz
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Beirne Chisolm | ... |
Lance's Thug
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The Snowy Peaks ski patrol is one diverse crew. They consist of Jerry, the senior member who loves skiing and is in love with Ellen, a ski school instructor at Snowy Peaks; Iceman, singer and master of impressions; Eddie, the demolition and explosives expert; Stanley, who has failed to make the patrol seven years in a row; and Tiana, a foreign exchange patroller who likes Stanley. While having fun and keeping the mountain safe, they try to save the lodge from greedy land developer, Sam Maris. Written by Pat McCurry
This movie is stupid. I usually like stupid movies (Dumb and Dumber, Police Academy, Plan 9 from Outer Space), but this, takes the stupid cake. This movie is so bad, only Dan Quale on NyQuil could remotely figure out. I wanted to like it, but it's just Police Academy on skis. And it gets dumber every time I see it. Some fun, but it comes as slow as a turtle walking while eating a quailude. C- (C- because it's so bad, its sometimes good).