[while listening to the Eradicators perform during a school dance]
Whitney: That band is playing the strangest music. Who hired them?
Bob: You did, sweetums.
Mag: [watching the high school burn] And the plumbing was all screwed up!
Mag: [on his date] Tabatha, the 4 major food groups are *not* sugar, salt, fat, and booze.
Tabatha: [embarrassed] They're not?
Mag: No, They're not.
Jessie Davis: [to the audience, while rigging the PA system] They hate it when we do this.
[watching the Eradicators perform at the prom]
Whitney: [confused] This doesn't sound like a Zillion Kisses.
Margaret: [giggling] Yeah, well, it doesn't look like them either.