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If there was ever a movie to teach you not to rent movies based on the titles...
...here it is.
I rented this in my early teens sometime, actually hoping for a Ninja movie, or better yet, a ROBOT Ninja movie.
The main character and some inventor guy make this costume, and becomes... THE ROBOT NINJA! dun dun dun....
Well, it's a guy in a dumb looking suit. He's not a robot, and he's not a ninja. I'm pretty sure he never even tried to do any sort of "ninja move" either.
The whole thing was really really boring and lame, and I'm sure that if I watched it again now I'd laugh my ass off at how horrible this thing is. At the time I wanted a damn ninja movie, and this thing just plain sucked.
Could have used more ninjas, robots, and robot ninjas.
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