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Repossessed (1990) More at IMDbPro »

Nancy: [while possessed by Devil] Oh, what did I do to deserve this!
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Ned: I still say it's PMS
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Frieda: What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway?
Braydon: Well a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces' you see a long time a go a mans' name was his profession.
Frieda: Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread
Braydon: Exactly
Ned: So what did John Hancock do?
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[after bodybuilder has fallen in front of him]
Gay bodybuilder: Well, hello there I've always wanted my own personal trainer
Father Luke Brophy: Excuse me I'm looking for a man...
Gay bodybuilder: Get your own this one's already taken
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Nancy: [while possessed] Hello I'm Barbara Walters and this is twenty twenty, haha I've always wanted to do that!
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Fanny: [about her dog] Fru-Fru says 'God bless us everyone'
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Gene Okerlund: Steroids aren't used in wrestling anymore are they Jesse?
Jesse Ventura: ...Or any less
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Jebedaiah Mayii: I said they were good kids at this point they hadn't taken acting lessons
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Braydon: What's going on, father? I just had to tie my wife down to the bed. I've never done anything like that before, well except for that one time when the kids were at camp.
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Nancy: Excuse me, doctor?
TV Doctor: Oh I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV that's why I recommend...
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Nancy: [while possessed] You may think you've won, Brophy, but I know another way to reach all those people!
Father Luke Brophy: Satan wait! Where do you think you're going?
Nancy: I'm going to Disneyland!
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Nancy: SILENCE! One more word out of you little sacks of shit, and there'll be no more T.V for you tonight!
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Father Jebedaiah Mayii: Luke, remember, when you fall on your face you're still moving forward.
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[fighting with Father Mayii in bed]
Nancy: Don't take a look at this picture of your mother in bed with Manuel Noriega!
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Father Luke Brophy: She has an unGodly voice, maniacal facial expressions...
Father Jebedaiah Mayii: That doesn't prove a thing, she could be related to Joe Cocker.
Father Luke Brophy: No.
Father Jebedaiah Mayii: Could it be she had PMS?
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Nancy: [the devil, speaking through Nancy] I am far more powerful than you can ever imagine!
Father Luke Brophy: Maybe, however you are but one being. I represent the belief of far more people. Did you know that the Christian religion has over a billion followers?
Nancy: Big deal, so does the Wheel of Fortune!
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Father Jebedaiah Mayii: I command you to leave this child at once!
Nancy: [Possessed] Make me, slimeball.
Father Jebedaiah Mayii: I am a priest!
Nancy: Oh, pardon me, your most reverent and holy slimeball!
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Nancy: [possessed] The last collar jockey who messed with me ended up with a dislocated shoulder.
Father Luke Brophy: You don't scare me.
Nancy: Oh, yeah? They found it in Baltimore.
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Announcer: Look, it's Sean Penn!
[Paparazzi are seen flying left and right]
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Nancy: [possessed] I hate Rock 'n' Roll!
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Jesse Ventura: Satan, you've got them on the run. What move are you gonna use next?
Nancy: [possessed] Next, I'm gonna grab a wrestler by his neck, suck out his eye balls, and then spit 'em down his throat!
Jesse Ventura: I think she's talking to you, Mean Gene.
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Nerd Student: Father Mayii?
Jebedaiah Mayii: Yes?
Nerd Student: Have you adhered strictly to your vow of celibacy?
Jebedaiah Mayii: Yes, I have.
Nerd Student: Me too.
Jebedaiah Mayii: I'm not surprised. Mine was by choice.
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Father Luke Brophy: Satan stop! Where do you think you're going?
Nancy: I'm going to Disneyland!
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Nancy: [as an ice cream] Lick me!
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