Quotes

[Kit is trying to cheer up Vivian]

Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.

Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella

[At the beginning of the evening]

Vivian: In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

Edward Lewis: You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.

[Kit is streetwalking]

Kit: Hey yo, baby!

Guy in car: How 'bout a freebie? It's my birthday.

Kit: Dream on!

[Vivian calls Kit]

Vivian: I called and called, where were you last night?

Kit: Ma?

Edward Lewis: I think we both know she's not my niece.

Barney: Of course.

Edward Lewis: And the reason I know that is that I'm an only child.

Lady at polo match: Edward is our most eligible bachelor, everyone is trying to land him.

Vivian: Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.

Edward Lewis: How much for the entire night?

Vivian: Stay here? You couldn't afford it.

Edward Lewis: Try me.

Vivian: 300 dollars.

Edward Lewis: Done! Thank you. Now we can relax.

Vivian: You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice.

Edward Lewis: I told you not to pick up the phone.

Vivian: Then stop calling me.

[after meeting Vivian]

Elizabeth Stuckey: She's wonderful! Where ever did you find her?

Edward Lewis: 976-BABE.

Vivian: You're late.

Edward Lewis: You're stunning.

Vivian: You're forgiven.

Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?

Vivian: She rescues him right back.

Edward Lewis: You can't charge me for directions!

Vivian: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost.

Edward Lewis: I never treated you like a prostitute.

[Walks away]

Vivian: You just did.

Edward Lewis: What's your name?

Vivian: What do you want it to be?

Edward Lewis: Oh, Phil! About your car.

Philip Stuckey: Oh, God! What?

Edward Lewis: It corners like it's on rails.

Vivian: [Vivian slips an escargot while having dinner with Edward and Mr. Morse] Oops... slippery little suckers.

[first lines]

Magician at party: No matter what they say, it's all about money. So let's imagine, ladies, that you're a savings and loan officer. Watch - one, two, three; see, you've got it all, and we've got nothing. You've got all four, take a look.

Vivian: I want the fairy tale.

Vivian: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.

Edward Lewis: Veg out?

Vivian: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.

Edward Lewis: Look, I'll tell ya what. I'll be back. We'll do broccoli tomorrow.

Vivian: Bridge? He's not really my uncle.

Bridget: They never are dear.

Edward Lewis: 6 nights at $300 is $1800

Vivian: You want days too.

Edward Lewis: $2000

Vivian: $3000

Edward Lewis: Done.

Vivian: When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess... trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight... on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time... that I had this dream did the knight say to me, "Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo."

Vivian: I think you have a lot of special gifts.

Vivian: what's going on

Edward Lewis: I don't know, you left and suddenly I'm in the middle of The West Side Story

Edward Lewis: [Edward and Vivian are bargaining about Vivian's "Salary" at the end of the week] $2,000

Vivian: 3,000

Edward Lewis: Done

Vivian: Holy shit!

Edward Lewis: People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.

Barney: It must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful.

Carlos: Edward. So how's it feel to be a trick?

Edward Lewis: I am not a trick. This is a trick. Darryl! Left pocket. Isn't that incredible? And he does have a permit. Thank you, gentlemen. - Don't you ever go near her again.

Vivian: Does Darryl always carry a gun?

Edward Lewis: When he drives me, yes, always.

Edward Lewis: Do you have anything in this shop as beautiful as she is?

Kit: You clean up real nice. You sure don't fit in down on the Boulevard lookin' like you do, not that you ever did.

Vivian: Well, thanks, but it's easy to clean up when you got money.