Brian and Charlie (B & C) work for a gangster. When the boss learns they want to "leave", he sets them up to be killed, after they help rob the local Triads of their drug dealing profits. B & C decide to steal the money for themselves, but when their escape doesn't go to plan, they have to seek refuge in a Nuns' teacher training school. Disguised as nuns, B & C have to avoid their boss, Triads, police and Brian's girlfriend. There's also the problem of them being men disguised as nuns in an all women institution. Written by
The Story of an Immaculate Deception.
Did You Know?
This movie was actually the second and not the first picture that actor-comedians Eric Idle
and Robbie Coltrane
both worked on as the two had both appeared in bit parts in National Lampoon's European Vacation
(1985) about five years earlier. See more
When Brian's and Charlie's car runs out of gas, we hear the engine stall and the starter engine being cranked, while we still see Brian holding the steering wheel with both hands. See more
Look Charlie, some con men sell life insurance. The church sells afterlife insurance. It's brilliant! Everyone thinks you might need it, and no one can prove you don't.
The church isn't selling anything, Brian.
Oh! Well, if the church isn't selling anything how did it get to be so rich? Just remember, wherever there's a deep human need there's money to be made.
You think so?
Of course, look at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Charlie McManus as Flight Attendant - this is the character played by Robbie Coltrane
in the film. See more
Features The Long Good Friday
Composed by Boris Blank
and Dieter Meier
Performed by Yello
Courtesy of Phonogram Limited See more