- Buddy Wheeler: [saying grace] Bless our food. Bless our bikes and let's hope our old ladies are in the mood.
- Sunny: So what do you guys do? All get drunk and get tattoos?
- Horny Hank: Yeah, pretty much.
- Sunny: Do any of them have any special meaning.
- Horny Hank: [shows tattoo] Yeah, like this one is where I'm from.
- Sunny: [reads tattoo] North Cadota.
- Horny Hank: Yeah, I know the guy screwed up it's supposed to say South Cadota...Cadota?
- [looks at tattoo]
- Horny Hank: It's Dakota.
- [Kitty reveals she is pregnant]
- Candy Colletti: I want to be there for the big event!
- Kitty Wheeler: The birth?
- Candy Colletti: No, when you tell Buddy!
- Buddy Wheeler: [after Wallace's girlfriend leaves] She's like a nun. You know why they're called nuns? They ain't got none. They don't want none and they ain't ever gonna get none.