Madhouse (1990)

Jessica Lundy: Bernice

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Quotes 

• Bernice : I need your opinion on something here. These are my favorite names for the baby so far: "Amaretta," "Caramel," or "Treblinka."

  Claudia : You yokel, naming your baby after a German concentration camp!

  Bernice : I thought Treblinka was one of those cute little fairies from Cinderella.

  Claudia : You moron!

  Bernice : I hope my water breaks all over your fur coat!

• Claudia : Well, what was I supposed to think? They looked insane.

  Bernice : We're not insane. We're from New Jersey.

  Fred : Yeah, the Garden State.

• Bernice : [from upstairs while everyone is eating downstairs]  Don't worry about me having dinner. I'll just lick the crumbs off my filthy sheets!

• Bernice : [from upstairs while Jessie is trying to sneak out]  Not so fast, missy! It's time to shift my butt!