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(1990)

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Mac: Mr. Gutterman come out of recovery yet?

Nurse: Mr. Gutterman? Oh, you mean the whale from hell?

Harry 'The Hippo' Gutterman: Nurse!

Nurse: Right on cue. Room 116. Help yourself.

Harry 'The Hippo' Gutterman: Help!

Mac: Aren't you going to go in and see what's wrong with him?

Nurse: I'd rather set my head on fire and have it put out with a sledgehammer.

Harry 'The Hippo' Gutterman: Nurse!

Mac: I'd like to see that actually.

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Ellis Fielding: Humpty Dumpty's back on the wall!

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Rachel: Having a bad day?

Mac: No, I'm having a terrible day. Say something nice to me, will ya, please.

Rachel: You have very strong lookin' thighs for a white man.

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Mac: This place looks like an explosion in a dairy.

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Mac: [Closing scene, at the hospital] I know you were looking forward to being partners, and so was I really. Riva recruited Harry and I to be secret agents with the Israeli government. You know, the Mossad.

Ellis Fielding: Yeah.

Mac: Naturally, I have to convert to Judaism. I'm gonna be bar mitzvahed tomorrow. We leave for Tel Aviv the next day to train at a secret site in the Sinai Desert.

Ellis Fielding: Really?

Mac: Yeah. The only thing I'm worried about is, I have to be circumcised.

Ellis Fielding: Circumcised? You're kidding.

Mac: Yeah.

Ellis Fielding: [Realizing it was all a joke] Oh, Mac. Mac, Mac, Mac. You know why we make such good partners?

Mac: No. Why?

Ellis Fielding: Because technically, you're crazier than I am.

Mac: I knew that.

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