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Marlon: If we're gonna waste the dude, we oughta get paid for it. I mean, that's the American way, ain't it?

Harlan James: This is only two hun'erd. We was promised five.

Devo Nod: For killing him five, for wounding him two.

Harlan James: You wanted me to shoot him so I shot him.

Nadja: You woke him up! What good is that?

[to Joey]

Nadja: You know, I like you once. Maybe someday I like you again.

Joey Boca: When somebody shoot you in the head it make you think.

Devo Nod: Oh no, please, that's *my* job... taking care of the maggots.

Marlon: Is that legal... having sex with a kangaroo?

Lacey: Joey, if you're such a good Catholic, why do you commit adultery?

Joey Boca: I'm a man; I got a lot of hormones in my body.

Rosalie Boca: They look like drug addicts.

Devo Nod: Well, they are drug addicts.

Rosalie Boca: Oh my God. You hired drug addicts?

Devo Nod: Who'd you expect me to hire? The Red Cross?

Nadja: They seem like very polite boys.

Rosalie Boca: I don't like having drug addicts in my house.

Nadja: Oh no, Rosalie. Don't think of them as drug addicts. Think of them as killers.

Rosalie Boca: What happened? Joey Boca happened

Marlon: If we keep shooting Joey, don't you think he might get suspicious?

Nadja: Last week on TV, I heard about a woman who stabbed her husband twenty-seven times. And you know why? Because he refused to put the top back on the mustard jar. Twenty-seven times! Can you imagine?

Harlan JamesMarlon: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.

Harlan JamesMarlon: And to the republic...

Harlan James: ...under one invisible nation...

Marlon: ...to nations under God whose...

Harlan James: ...spacious skies and amber graves of liberty for all...

Marlon: ...deliver us from freedom.

Rosalie Boca: [after Devo has shot Joey] Are you alright?

Devo Nod: Am I alright? Am *I* al...? Why are you asking me if I'm alright? He's the one who got shot!

Devo Nod: I need to collect myself.

[goes into the closet, closes the door and talks to himself]

Devo Nod: Alright. Its you and I. No way out. Get your shit together. Okay? Okay. Let's go.

[Opens door to a confused Rosalie and Nadja]

[Discussing hiring a hit man to kill Joey]

Devo Nod: How much can we pay?

Rosalie Boca: As much as we have to.

[Rosalie exits]

Nadja: Yeah, you know, not too much. Try for discount.

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Devo Nod: Mystic crystal let it shine, spikes just like a porcupine.

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Harlan James: [Marlon holds bat up to Joey, ready to hit him] Well, look at that.

Marlon: What?

Harlan James: A Reggie Jackson signed bat.

Marlon: Whoa, man. Awesome.

MarlonHarlan James: Reggie, Reggie, REGGIE, REGGIE!

Harlan James: How many homers has he hit, like... in lifetime?

Marlon: Whoa man, he's the best.

Harlan James: Wow, man.

Marlon: I don't know...

[pause]

Marlon: A bunch.

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Lt. Larry Schooner: Jesus!

Devo Nod: What?

Lt. Larry Schooner: What the hell's going on here?

Rosalie Boca: What's wrong?

Sgt. Carlos Wiley: What is it?

Lt. Larry Schooner: He's been shot in the head!

Nadja: Ah!

Rosalie Boca: Oh!

Devo Nod: Really.

Joey Boca: What.

Nadja: No wonder he has headache!

Lt. Larry Schooner: Headache? he's got a bullet in him! Carlos, get an ambulance over here right away.

[see's Devo sneaking away]

Lt. Larry Schooner: Devo!

Devo Nod: ...I was gonna get a band-aid... for Joey...

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Rosalie Boca: We didn't do it. I swear to God we didn't. We found him outside, on the lawn...

Devo Nod: ...Right outside...

Rosalie Boca: ...He was lying there, someone had shot him, and thrown him on the lawn...

Nadja: Yeah, it was a mess...

Rosalie Boca: ...It was terrible. So we brought him inside and we... we put him in bed... and... yep... It must have been the Mafia.

Lt. Larry Schooner: Mafia?

Devo Nod: The Mafia.

Nadja: Yeah. Joey was Italian.

Rosalie Boca: He *is* Italian.

Devo Nod: He *is* Italian.

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Marlon: Reggie... Reggie... Reggie.

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Joey Boca: Mo... no... poly.

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Reporter: [to Harlan and Marlon] Mr. James, Mr. James. What can you tell us?

Marlon: Get the fuck away from me! Get those fuckin' microphones out of my face!

Harlan James: [to the reporters] Hey, what's going on? Is this about Joey? He dead or what?

Marlon: [to Harlan] Who's Joey?

Harlan James: He's the guy. The "guy".

Marlon: Oh... yeah. The Guy. THAT guy. Fuck!

Reporter: He's still alive. Why? What do you know about it?

Harlan James: Oh... nothing.

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Joey Boca: I cheated on my wife.

Priest: You committed adultery?

Joey Boca: Yes

Priest: How many times?

Joey Boca: Uh... 5 times the last 2 weeks... wait, no, that's wrong... it was uh... it was uh, 4 times this week, uh... with 3 women, and uh... 3 times last week with 2 other women... wow... plus one of the women from this week was the same as last week... or maybe 2 of the women was the same... so uh... I guess that uh... makes uh... what, uh... I dunno, 7 times... I mean it was more than uh... 7 times, father, it was, it was more like uh... 10 or 12 times but, you know, it was like on uh... 7 different occasions uh... only with 5 different women uh... uh... but uh... some of the women eh... more than once uh... some of them, quite a few times uh... in fact uh... it's hard to say father, I, I didn't exactly keep count but uh... uh, let let's say a dozen times in the last 2 weeks, uh... give or take a few times...

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Joey Boca: I cheated on my wife.

Priest: You committed adultery?

Joey Boca: Yes.

Priest: How many times?

Joey Boca: Uh... 5 times the last 2 weeks... wait, no, that's wrong... it was uh... it was uh, 4 times this week, uh... with 3 women, and uh... 3 times last week with 2 other women... wow... plus one of the women from this week was the same as last week... or maybe 2 of the women was the same... so uh... I guess that uh... makes uh... what, uh... I dunno, 7 times... I mean it was more than uh... 7 times, father, it was, it was more like uh... 10 or 12 times but, you know, it was like on uh... 7 different occasions uh... only with 5 different women uh... uh... but uh... some of the women eh... more than once uh... some of them, quite a few times uh... in fact uh... it's hard to say father, I, I didn't exactly keep count but uh... uh, let let's say a dozen times in the last 2 weeks, uh... give or take a few times...

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Marlon: Whose this?

Harlan James: The Guy.

Marlon: The Guy?

Harlan James: You know, Joey.

Marlon: Oh, THAT guy.

Joey Boca: Rosalie!

Rosalie Boca: What?

Joey Boca: I feel better now. I had a good crap. That's all I needed.

Joey Boca: C'mon ladies, let's go... Monnnnnopoleeee!"

Nadja: I am her mother. I do what I want.

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